I'm on the patch

[maineiac]

No, not a nicotine patch.

Hey, it's just an experiment!

[Amos Keag]

cabbage patch?

[Kat Kanning]

Maybe it's a birth control patch.

[Dreepa]

Brazilian wax?

[Amos Keag]

I still need to work out the final touches of my new bacon patch...

Bacon, I can quit you!

[YixilTesiphon]

Why on earth would you want to quit bacon?

[Beth221]

bacon patches are evil, I used the one that administers a certain level of bacon fat into my blood stream, it worked for a few weeks, but one side effect, bad dreams of pigs.... evil pigs!!  Left a funny bacon taste in my mouth too.....  another side effect was when i laughed i would snort!

Birth control patches are another evil patch too...  makes for sore boobies, which is NO fun..  Plus, its too much of a dose of hormones, which isnt good! 

As for cabbage patches, they are good!  But, isnt it strange that dolls grow in cabbage?  Say no to genetically engineered foods! 

I want a candy patch, that would be good!  One that you have to lick before sticking to your arm!

[KBCraig]

Why on earth would you want to quit bacon?

Quitting bacon is crazy talk. The other day I made a big bacon, sausage and egg brunch. And then we watched the movie we'd just bought: Babe. 

[Amos Keag]

Then again, if you want a strong heart...you're gonna need to give it something to push against.

I'm in shape...round is a shape.

[EJinCT]

I was on a patch once, but when the DLNR helicopter flew my way, with its heat sensor blazing, I got out of dodge with the quickness.