HUMOR

[Tom Sawyer]

If you want to laugh, google Hipster Hitler   

[Becky Thatcher]

Found this gem over at the Mental Militia forum. 


A policeman on his horse says to little girl on her bike, "Did Santa get you that?" "Yes," she replies.

"Well tell Santa to put a reflector light on it next year," and fines her $5. The little girl look up at the policeman and says, "Nice horse you've got there. Did Santa bring you that too?"

The Policeman chuckles and replies, "He sure did!" "Well," says the little girl,"Next year, tell Santa the fuckin dick goes under the horse, not on top of it"!

[Russell Kanning]

I bet you don't stand at attention whenever a law enforcement officer drives by .... do ya

[dalebert]

I bet you don't stand at attention whenever a law enforcement officer drives by .... do ya

If he's hot, part of me does.

[Russell Kanning]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaPbUvPOkD8
this guy kills me