Welsh sheep go on rampage after eating cannabis plants

[Silent_Bob]

http://www.breitbart.com/news/welsh-sheep-go-on-rampage-after-eating-cannabis-plants/

SWANSEA, Wales, May 25 (UPI) — Officials from a city in South Wales are warning that a group of sheep could have ingested cannabis causing them to stir up trouble in nearby towns.

Swansea County Councillor Ioan Richard feared that sheep in the area could ingest cannabis plants that were dumped from an illegal cannabis factory.

"I dread to think what will happen if they eat what could well be cannabis plants — we could have an outbreak out of psychotic sheep rampaging through the village," he said.

Richard added that one flock of sheep had already been seen roaming about a Welsh village and intruding on people's homes.

"There is already a flock of sheep roaming the village causing a nuisance," he said. "They are getting in people's gardens and one even entered a bungalow and left a mess in the bedroom."

A spokesman for the Swansea council reported that the cannabis had been removed from the area and condemned the process of illegally dumping the waste, known as fly-tipping.

"The fly-tipped waste has now been removed, but we'd urge anyone with information about who may be responsible to contact either ourselves or South Wales Police," they said. "Fly-tipping has a negative impact on local communities, so we're doing all we can to both prevent it and clean up as quickly as possible at known hot spots."

[Pat K]

      

[WithoutAPaddle]

"Ah, the Welsh, the Welsh.  All the Welsh are rugby players or whores."

"My grandmother is Welsh."

"Really?  What position does she play?"

- From Dave Allen at Large, 1976

[Jim Johnson]

It doesn't work that way.
It doesn't work that way at all.

[WithoutAPaddle]

Cheech Marin: Yeah! And then, when they flied across da sky, they used ta come down to places like, oh, Chicago, L.A., Nueva York and Pacoima and all those places, y'know, and then land on top of people's roofs, and then ol' Santa Claus would make himself real small, y'know, like, a real small guy, and he'd come down da chimney and then he would give you all da stuff that he made, man. And - dig this, man - he did it all in one night, man!

Tommy Chong: Hey, just a minute, man. Now, how'd he do that, man?

CM: Oh, well, man, he took da freeway. How else, man?

TC: No, man. No, man, how'd he do all that other stuff, man? Like, how'd he make himself small, man. And, how'd he, like, how'd he get the reindeer off the ground, man?

CM: Oh, well, man, he had some magic dust, man.

TC: Some magic dust?

CM: Yeah, magic dust, y'know? He used ta give a little bit to da reindeer, a little bit to Santa Claus, a little bit more for Santa Claus, a little bit more...

TC: And this would get the reindeer off, man?

CM: Aw, got 'em off, man?!? Are you kidding, man? They flew all da way around da world, man!

[Pat K]

"Ah, the Welsh, the Welsh.  All the Welsh are rugby players or whores."

"My grandmother is Welsh."

"Really?  What position does she play?"

- From Dave Allen at Large, 1976

Man Dave Allen a blast from the past, I used to watch him on one of the non big three stations later in the night  when I was a kid. He would sit in a chair smoke drink and tell jokes.  Great show.

[Pat K]

Ah the magic of the Internet tubes.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mYXenjpefNU

[dalebert]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-ExKYM5xQY