National Housewife’s Day and National Sandwich Day

[Jim Johnson]

November 3rd is National Housewife's Day and National Sandwich Day.
I'm very concerned that this contradiction is going to cause a major upheaval in American civil order.
...of course there will be a backwater of households where the man will make the sandwiches but I fear the majority of US households will detonate from adverse interior interpersonal pressures.

[Free libertarian]

Well it's November 3rd now, so I guess we're gonna find out how this collision of housewives and sandwiches will turn out.   I've stocked up on canned goods and hope to ride out the mayhem.   

[Jim Johnson]

I'm eating tacos.... just to be safe.

[Jay]

This sounds like it would be illegal now.

[Tom Sawyer]

[jerryswife]

that is so unPC, someone needs some diversity training.