If I were as malicious as Don Gorman

[Tom Sawyer]

 

You guys are her favorite part of the forum...

[KBCraig]

Hey Lloyd... I have a bone to pick with you and your twin cohort PatK.

I come home to find out that you two have been tickling Elizabeth's funny bone... Imagine my shock to find her at my computer laughing at you two's antics. She says you guys make her laugh her ass off. She thinks you guys could take your act on the road.

"Grumpy Old Men"? Wait, that one's taken, and only one of this duo is grumpy.

"Dumb and Dumber"? No, that one's been used, and neither of them is dumb. Only slightly goofy.

"The Odd Couple"? Well, maybe if Pat moves to Keene with Lloyd... 

[Pat K]

Hey Lloyd... I have a bone to pick with you and your twin cohort PatK.

I come home to find out that you two have been tickling Elizabeth's funny bone... Imagine my shock to find her at my computer laughing at you two's antics. She says you guys make her laugh her ass off. She thinks you guys could take your act on the road.

"Grumpy Old Men"? Wait, that one's taken, and only one of this duo is grumpy.

"Dumb and Dumber"? No, that one's been used, and neither of them is dumb. Only slightly goofy.

"The Odd Couple"? Well, maybe if Pat moves to Keene with Lloyd... 

Voice over= Can two libertarion men share an apartment with out driving each other crazy?


Cut to seen in kitchen=

Lloyd- Pat there is no room in the fridge.

Pat- well there is plenty in there.


Lloyd- it is all beer.

Pat- and your point is....

Lloyd- well we have to eat !

Pat- Well thats why I put the chineese take out menu on the fridge door!

To be continued....

[KBCraig]

+Karma for the preemptive strike, PatK. Get Lloyd cast as the effete Felix, and yourself as the slob Oscar.

[FTL_Ian]

Buy another fridge!  I used to know people with an entire fridge dedicated to alcohol.

They were from NH, by total chance.

[Dreepa]

Buy another fridge!  I used to know people with an entire fridge dedicated to alcohol.

Isn't that what the fridge in the garage is for?

[KBCraig]

Buy another fridge!  I used to know people with an entire fridge dedicated to alcohol.

Isn't that what the fridge in the garage is for?

Back porch. 

But in NH, it will be in the basement, and I am so ready to have a basement!