This may help those of you still trying to pick a town

[Rosie the Riveter]

Once you live here this will be soooo funny..... Enjoy
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Mattel recently announced the release of Limited Edition Barbie Dolls for  the New Hampshire Market:

The Maine Barbie comes with optional teeth.

Bedford Barbie

This princess Barbie is only sold at exclusive Bedford stores. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction  with "augmented" version.

Concord Barbie

This modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.

Manchester Barbie

This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9 mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife,  a Chevy with dark tinted windows and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and can only be paid for in cash. Preferably small, untraceable bills. Unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.

Amherst Barbie

This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer h3. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.

Laconia Barbie

This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six pack of Coors light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she's drunk.  Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.

Loon Barbie

This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a leopard print ski outfit and drinks Cosmopolitans while entertaining friends at the lodge.   Optional Percocet prescription available.

Claremont Barbie
This tobacco chewing, brassy haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gutted Ken out of Newport Barbie's house.  Her ensemble includes low rise acid washed jeans, fake finger nails, and a see through halter top.   Also available with a mobile home and 8-track tape player.

Peterborough Barbie

This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow". She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Montpelier Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag sticker for free.

Hanover Barbie

This Barbie comes with her own mountain bike. Available with SUV, complete with Kayak on the roof and dog in the back. Optional Ken doll also comes with his own mountain bike and dog.

Franklin Barbie

This Barbie is only 14 and comes with a stroller and infant doll.  Optional  accessories include a GED and bus pass.  Gangsta Ken and his '79 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.

Farmington Barbie

This Barbie comes with tangled hair and missing teeth. She is sporting LA Gear sneakers, Tapered Jeans and a B.U.M. equipment belly shirt.  Farmington Barbie is also available with bearded Ken who serves as her cousin/boyfriend.

[aries]

LMAO

[error]

Yes, I think that helps quite a bit.

[aries]

You forgot to mention Colebrook barbie

She comes with a torn denim jacket and a pack of marb reds. She has two interchangeable mullets and a 1989 Ford F-150. An excellent cook when it comes to deer and moose, as well as squirrel and rabbit. Her identical twins are also known as Lancaster barbie and Berlin barbie, except Lancaster barbie is a nurse making $12 an hour.

[mraaron]

     As for the Manchester Barbie, thank you for being kind. 

[slim]

What about a Keene Barbie????

[Russell Kanning]

Barbie ..... not available in Keene

[Rosie the Riveter]

You forgot to mention Colebrook barbie

She comes with a torn denim jacket and a pack of marb reds. She has two interchangeable mullets and a 1989 Ford F-150. An excellent cook when it comes to deer and moose, as well as squirrel and rabbit. Her identical twins are also known as Lancaster barbie and Berlin barbie, except Lancaster barbie is a nurse making $12 an hour.

Good one

[aries]

Keene barbie would probably be a college student.