So, a congresswoman and a presidential candidate walk into a store...

[Rochelle]

...and there's no punchline, because that's funny enough

But no, so far in the past two weeks, my store has had Carol Shea-Porter in it (on her way to Washington to chair some committee and needed hair products. I wanted to tell her to enjoy her one term in Congress...) and John Edwards.

Edwards was a bit funnier because I wasn't the only one who realized it was him. His campaign staff went to the pharmacy and asked for advice on allergy medicine and the senior tech went out and helped them find stuff. She wasn't sure if it was him, but the southern accent was making her suspicious. I noticed he had a microphone...and we realized that it was indeed him. Then the pharmacist started freaking out because she hadn't advised him and, being that he's a malpractice lawyer, got worried he would sue her. She went home and bought malpractice insurance after that.

Thanks, John Edwards!

I really wish Ron Paul would pop into my store. That would sooo make my day.

[lowen]

...and there's no punchline, because that's funny enough

But no, so far in the past two weeks, my store has had Carol Shea-Porter in it (on her way to Washington to chair some committee and needed hair products. I wanted to tell her to enjoy her one term in Congress...) and John Edwards.

Edwards was a bit funnier because I wasn't the only one who realized it was him. His campaign staff went to the pharmacy and asked for advice on allergy medicine and the senior tech went out and helped them find stuff. She wasn't sure if it was him, but the southern accent was making her suspicious. I noticed he had a microphone...and we realized that it was indeed him. Then the pharmacist started freaking out because she hadn't advised him and, being that he's a malpractice lawyer, got worried he would sue her. She went home and bought malpractice insurance after that.

Thanks, John Edwards!

I really wish Ron Paul would pop into my store. That would sooo make my day.

Ron Paul doesn't have allergies. He's superhuman.

[Rochelle]

Damn.

Well, we have chocolate chip cookies. He could buy some of those.

[Dreepa]

Did you sell any hair products to John Edwards?

[peacenic]

 

[Rochelle]

Lol. Unfortunately not, he was in the completely wrong section of the store

But his hair was beautiful...he must have been Sampson in a past life...