Santa's traditional "ho ho ho" deemed offensive to women

[slim]

Where are the "Christians" that are supposed to say this is a all out war on Christmas? Maybe the people who thought up of the ha ha ha line should think about the senario.

A fat guy breaks in to your house eats your cookies, drinks milk, then leaves saying ha ha ha (lets also change the figure of Santa to Boris Badenoff from bullwinkle cartoons)

[Lloyd Danforth]

My annual Christmas joke.

http://newhampshireunderground.com/forum/index.php?topic=2189.225

[RattyDog]

"Ha Ha Ha!"? - kids aren't freakin' idiots, they know that's not what Santa says...you know, there are a million little Christmas diddies that talk about Santa and reference his "ho ho ho-ing"...what are we going to do, ban those songs?

You can't fool kids, they know all about Santa, in fact, they might know more about Santa than about anything else.

You can't just change what he says. That's so ridiculous, it might make me laugh if it weren't for the fact that there are people out there who actually think this way, that's not funny, that's just scary.

Can you imagine being a grown adult who sits around, caring this much about such a thing??? Now to that, I will say "HA HA HA!!"

[coffeeseven]

We should begin a union to combat this. A Drunken Mall Santa Union.

[Raineyrocks]

I know this is kind of off topic but when I was teaching the kids the capitals of each state every time I said Idaho, my 2 teenagers would say, "no your not, don't worry mom."

[Pat K]

I know this is kind of off topic but when I was teaching the kids the capitals of each state every time I said Idaho, my 2 teenagers would say, "no your not, don't worry mom."

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I know this is kind of off topic but when I was teaching the kids the capitals of each state every time I said Idaho, my 2 teenagers would say, "no your not, don't worry mom."

Actually, that's precisely on topic.

[anthonybpugh]

Another Onion Moment. 

[MTPorcupine3]

Gotta tell you a funny story.

One Christmas I was with my dad, step mom, step sister, and nephews, who happen to be "51 percent" black. The older one was about 13 years old and excited about his new present: A DVD from some rapper named Pimp Q.

My dad turned to me and said loud enough for all to hear: "Now all he needs is a Ho Ho Ho!

Now you know where I get my sense of humour.