Cookie Monsters

[Tom Sawyer]

Two students at Southern Illinois University in this St. Louis suburb kidnapped, paddled and burned a young man with freshly baked cookies after a drug deal went bad, prosecutors alleged.

I couldn't help but crack up to this weird tale. Damn crazed cookie monsters.

[Beth221]

that put a whole new meaning of "Death by chocolate!"

how does one substain burns from cookies?  was the cookie monster wearing hot pot holders?  hehe

[SethCohn]

how does one substain burns from cookies?

As those of us who are greedy for fresh out of the oven cookies can tell you, they can be hot enough to burn a finger, or a tongue.

C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me...
oh C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me...
oh Cookie Cookie Cookie starts with C......

[Beth221]

hahhahahaa!

i am not allowed to have cookies in my kitchen, never mind bake them!

House of Atkin I dwell in!

[David]

how does one substain burns from cookies?

As those of us who are greedy for fresh out of the oven cookies can tell you, they can be hot enough to burn a finger, or a tongue.

C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me...
oh C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me...
oh Cookie Cookie Cookie starts with C......

That goes along with
'its the song that never end,
it goes on and on my friends,
some people started singing it ......

[Kat Kanning]

Well, you got Baracuda outta my head, but now I got the neverending song stuck in there!

[KBCraig]

Well, you got Baracuda outta my head, but now I got the neverending song stuck in there!

"Barbara Manatee... you are the one for me... "

[dalebert]

That goes along with
'its the This is a song that never ends,
it just goes on and on my friends,
some people started singing it ......

... not knowing what it was,
and now they go on singing it forever just because
this is a song that never ends
it just goes on and on my friends (etc.)


I love that one!

[David]

Thanks Dale, I would have written the entire song, but I stopped singing it and forgot part of it.   

[EJinCT]

how does one substain burns from cookies?

As those of us who are greedy for fresh out of the oven cookies can tell you, they can be hot enough to burn a finger, or a tongue.

C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me...
oh C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me...
oh Cookie Cookie Cookie starts with C......

Especially if they are chocolate chip cookies... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. 

[Beth221]

i want cookies.

[Pat K]

[Beth221]

now that is just fucked up.