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Started by Raineyrocks, April 01, 2008, 08:27 PM NHFT

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Raineyrocks

April 01, 2008, 08:27 PM NHFT
Talk about nosy people, I guess this tipster was watching this guy for quite sometime! ::)  I don't understand how he could be charged for public indecency if he was in his house and his yard.




http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/mostpopular/news-article.aspx?storyid=105778&provider=top


Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic Table

BELLEVUE, OH -- A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table.

The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck.

The incidents occurred between January and March 2008.

Police say the DVDs show Price involved in a sex act in his bedroom. He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it.

Police say Price lives near an elementary school.

Price admitted that he had sex with the picnic table when police questioned him.

He confirmed to police the incidents caught on the DVDs and said he had also had sex with the table inside the home.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He is free on a $20,000 bond.

J’raxis 270145

#1
April 02, 2008, 01:13 AM NHFT
If you "live near an elementary school," it's probably illegal to even have sex in your bedroom nowadays... or maybe even just take off your clothes to take a shower...

Raineyrocks

#2
April 02, 2008, 10:26 AM NHFT
Quote from: J'raxis 270145 on April 02, 2008, 01:13 AM NHFT
If you "live near an elementary school," it's probably illegal to even have sex in your bedroom nowadays... or maybe even just take off your clothes to take a shower...

Yeah, really! >:(

kola

#3
April 02, 2008, 01:48 PM NHFT
he must have gotten "board".

OTOH he must really love his picnic table.

in 9 months he will prolly have 3 or 4 lil picnic tables running around the yard.

kola

Raineyrocks

#4
April 02, 2008, 02:23 PM NHFT
Quote from: kola on April 02, 2008, 01:48 PM NHFT
he must have gotten "board".

OTOH he must really love his picnic table.

in 9 months he will prolly have 3 or 4 lil picnic tables running around the yard.

kola



Ha, ha!  That would be pretty weird, wouldn't it?  I wonder what he would name them..........KY Jelly, Vasoline, uumm I'm at a loss for anymore right now. :D

Kat Kanning

#5
April 03, 2008, 02:25 PM NHFT
Please people, we really need to table this discussion.

Raineyrocks

#6
April 03, 2008, 02:29 PM NHFT
Quote from: Kat Kanning on April 03, 2008, 02:25 PM NHFT
Please people, we really need to table this discussion.

Okay that took a while for me to get but that is really funny now that I do! :rofl:

Raineyrocks

#7
April 03, 2008, 02:30 PM NHFT
Stop pulling my leg or legs!  Get it?  Ha,ha!

Kat Kanning

#8
April 03, 2008, 02:31 PM NHFT
Actually, I'm not sure you have the hole story, rainey.

Lloyd Danforth

#9
April 03, 2008, 03:35 PM NHFT
I've tried to fathom the attraction, but, I can Knot!

Pat K

#10
April 03, 2008, 04:09 PM NHFT
Brings a whole new meaning to
the phrase=putting meat on the table !

Raineyrocks

#11
April 03, 2008, 04:21 PM NHFT
 :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

I'm getting a knot in my stomach from laughing so much!
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