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Started by Coconut, August 01, 2008, 08:38 PM NHFT

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Brandon


Coconut

Yeah. I almost came back and added that one.

mackler

Quote from: Brandon on August 01, 2008, 10:38 PM NHFT
Here's another pretty bad one.


http://bp0.blogger.com/_a7jkcMVp5Vg/SIKcAUrDAxI/AAAAAAAAFhk/Q4-52r_f-h8/s1600-h/donor.jpg

How about: "As an emergency room surgeon, I decide how bad I want you to pull through based on whether or not you have a donor sticker."

dalebert

Quote from: Brandon on August 01, 2008, 10:38 PM NHFT
Here's another pretty bad one.


http://bp0.blogger.com/_a7jkcMVp5Vg/SIKcAUrDAxI/AAAAAAAAFhk/Q4-52r_f-h8/s1600-h/donor.jpg

Everyone remember in Shindler's List when Shindler tries to satisfy that Nazi officer's lust for power by explaining the power to pardon? Don't think police officers don't get a little powergasm when they pardon you for your "crimes".

KBCraig

Quote from: dalebert on August 03, 2008, 11:03 AM NHFT
Everyone remember in Shindler's List when Shindler tries to satisfy that Nazi officer's lust for power by explaining the power to pardon? Don't think police officers don't get a little powergasm when they pardon you for your "crimes".
It's not just police officers. Everyone who deals with the public has seen that trait in supervisors who bend the rules for customers, yet would fire an employee who did exactly the same thing. I frequently quote the same scene in response to those with authority getting off on "forgiveness" or being able to ignore the rules.

Oskar Schindler: Power is when we have every justification to kill, and we don't.
Amon Goeth: You think that's power?
Oskar Schindler: That's what the Emperor said. A man steals something, he's brought in before the Emperor, he throws himself down on the ground. He begs for his life, he knows he's going to die. And the Emperor... pardons him. This worthless man, he lets him go.
Amon Goeth: I think you are drunk.
Oskar Schindler: That's power, Amon. That is power.
(Goeth agrees, lets the prisoner go, then shoots her (him?) with a rifle from his balcony as the prisoner walks across the courtyard. And then...)
[Touching his reflection in a mirror]
Amon Goeth: I pardon you.

ancapagency

Quote from: mackler on August 02, 2008, 12:27 PM NHFT
Quote from: Brandon on August 01, 2008, 10:38 PM NHFT
Here's another pretty bad one.


http://bp0.blogger.com/_a7jkcMVp5Vg/SIKcAUrDAxI/AAAAAAAAFhk/Q4-52r_f-h8/s1600-h/donor.jpg

How about: "As an emergency room surgeon, I decide how bad I want you to pull through based on whether or not you have a donor sticker."

I'm not a donor, because as a 10 year US Army veteran, I was used as a guinea pig for the human trials of assorted vaccines, such as experimental anthrax and other biological warfare agent vaccines.  Thus, I'm not allowed to donate blood and (I assume) organs.  Guess I get a ticket for being a sucker.

Dickhead cop.

grasshopper

I'm not a donor, and don't want anybody elses stuff.  I'll die as I was born but a little bigger.
  If a doctor takes my stuff out, I'll haunt him until they commit sewicide.  Leave my shit alone!
Those of you that are, God bless you, a person that lays down his life for a fellow human is a good person, that doesn't mean that I am an ass but some may assume it. ;D