LOL!

[Pat K]

Big Foot=Big Pee

[Lloyd Danforth]

 

[Puke]

 
That's a good one.

[Alex Libman]

Does that entice anyone to buy beef jerky?

[dalebert]

He didn't move out of the way of the stream. I think he was kind of turned on. 

[Puke]

Does that entice anyone to buy beef jerky?

It does ingrain the brand name into your mind.

[Friday]

Does that trick actually work?

[Jim Johnson]

Does that trick actually work?

Sure... next time Pat K is sleeping with a cat you can try it.   

[Lloyd Danforth]

My teenage friends and I had mixed results with the pan of warm water trick.  I know an even grosser trick involving lemon juice.

[ByronB]

Does that trick actually work?

I tried it once (I was a bit younger at the time) on my little brother... the warm water on the hands didn't work, but then I poured the warm water on his abdominal region and that did the trick...

[dalebert]

Does that trick actually work?

Seems pretty sketchy to me. If I ever go to bed after drinking too much liquid, particularly something with caffeine, I often have dreams where I'm trying to find a restroom to pee. The dreams are usually very frustrating as in the toilets are really inaccessible or occupied or too public, like I'll find a huge bathroom with several doors and I keep finding more doors to close trying to get some privacy and I have to pee really badly in the dream. Sometimes I'll start peeing only to realize I'm peeing into the inappropriate place or the toilet is leaking on the floor or what not, and it's really anxiety ridden. Then once I start peeing, I'll feel a little relief but I can't seem to stop peeing and I wake up before I finish expecting to have wet my bed but I never do. I just wake up realizing I still need to pee so I go to the bathroom and can finally go back to bed and sleep peacefully without pee anxiety dreams. I've had SO many of the pee anxiety dreams that now I'm usually really careful to make sure I stop drinking anything for several hours before bed. I also just hate interrupting my sleep to get up.

In summary, it seems impossible for me to "accidentally" pee in my sleep.