Broadband Cable Tv Internet service up North?

[Mike Barskey]

So they need "broad" band? 

And how soon will it be until the FCC makes it "broad" "banned"?

[Tom Sawyer]

Alrighty you bunch of wisenhiemers!

Us pitiful country bumpkins are just happy to be able to connect at something faster than Morse Code speed.

But, I could start the nakedlawnmower.com website... hmmm, just keep it quiet, maybe she won't notice my new revenue stream.

[Lloyd Danforth]

'Broadband'....It's not just for chicks!