2nd annual Burning Porcupine Festival June 1-14?

[dalebert]

Well yes but with global warming, there could be palm trees
in Grafton next year! 

I'm getting impatient. What's taking this damned global warming so long!?

[Raineyrocks]

No, global warming stopped when you quit smoking, PatK. 

SOB! Well I will just have to
start eating beans and fart alot.

Oh yeah and don't forget to get alot of cows and feed them beans so they fart too! 

[shyfrog]

My children will be missing PorcFest this year due to the early dates. They will be flying out on June 15th (or soon after) and flying back July 27th.
I really want them to be exposed, as much as possible, to the liberty movement while they are with me.
They were extremely disappointed when I informed them they couldn't attend PorcFest. I think they might enjoy Burning Porc more anyway 

I'm just throwing that out for consideration and I realize I am only one voice in the wilderness

[John]

At the Hoyt Farm, you never know who might be wandering in the woods. We have hunters going after the occasional moose or deer and fishermen.

And fishermen?
As in: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iATzgXyhYRs&feature=related ? 

[John]

... one voice in the wilderness

Another voice from the wilderness says that there will be a full moon on Independence Day weekend.