Spread only Joy this season!

[dalebert]

Merry Christmas!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJdM5jWVS-g

[EthanLeeVita]

lmfao, top 3 quotes:
"she's worked more chimneys that santa on christmas eve"
"did you wrap your present before stuffing it in the stocking?"
"good gravy, santa is packing a yule log"

[Lloyd Danforth]

Bear with me if you remember the last 3 or 4 times I posted this joke.


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Santa had just come down the chimney and was spreading gifts under the tree:

"ahem"

He turns and before him is a really beautiful young woman lying on a couch, wearing a see thru negligee.

"Do you think you can stay a while Santa?"

Santa cleared his throat and said, "Ho Ho Ho!  Got To Go!  Lots of toys for girls and boys!"

She stands with the light behind her. "Are you sure you can't stay, Santa?"

"Ho Ho Ho!  Got To Go! Lots of toys for girls and boys!" Santa squeaked.

She reaches up to shoulders and the negligee falls to the floor.  "Just for a little while, Santa"

Dropping his bag to the floor,  "Hey Hey Hey!  May as well stay!  Can't get back up the chimney this way!