forget the shapeshifting lizards

[mackler]

Breaking News:

Barrack Obama is a genetic clone of Pharoah Amenhotep IV



Recent research indicates that President Barrack Obama was genetically cloned from DNA recovered from the mummy of Egyptian King Akhenaten, a.k.a. Amenhotep IV, who ruled the Eighteenth dynasty of Egypt from 1353 BC-1336 BC.

Complete details here.

[Bald Eagle]

Actually, it's kind of creepy the similarity to events in C. S. Lewis' That Hideous Strength.

IIRC, they find some dead criminal perfectly preserved (encased in molten lead) and they re-animate the head.
The head channels evil spirits that speak through its mouth and guide the people who worship it.