HUMOR: Change

[mackler]

http://www.236.com/video/2008/get_your_war_on_new_world_orde_10121.php

...at least I think it's a joke.

[Humorrhoid]

To Mr. Lloyd Doneforth,

Lloyd , I have a question.

When I was about 15 yrs.old my father told me that there are manly things that has to be manly done. My first thought of these are
things like peeing, underwear, pants,shirt, like those things that
gotta do with men or women type of things.

O btw, I am my father's favorite, & I get a lot of his wisdom & humor.

One day he called me ,(when he calls me, he wistles). So I was running to see him & he go ,what happen to our lemon tree here? Our lemon tree was just growing to become a tree. I saw it with dried leaves ,i said to him what do you mean? He said this lemon tree is dying,  have you been watering it lately? I said ,of course I have. The manly way. Pee on the tree.

In my country of origin lemon tree is very common as a backyard plant or tree, (& men hide behind  it to pee) ,as apples to the West. What Western men do that the apple tree don't die?