Celibacy (joke)

[Raineyrocks]

What is Celibacy?

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by
Circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, My wife and I,

Listened to
The instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands
And wives know the
Things that are important to each other.."

He then addressed the men,
'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite
Flower?'

I leaned over, touched my wife's arm gently, and
Whispered,

'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?'

And thus began my life of celibacy.........