Woman convicted of selling fish to minor

[EthanLeeVita]

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2010/03/30/Woman-convicted-of-selling-fish-to-minor/UPI-92331269982398/

SALE, England, March 30 (UPI) -- A 66-year-old British woman was fined and ordered to wear an ankle monitor as punishment for selling a goldfish to a 14-year-old.

[KBCraig]

England is lost.

Sadly, Scotland (land of my ancestors) finally won their own independent parliament, then proceeded to be even more draconian than the previous rulers. They outlawed the Sgian Dubh before the Sassenach even thought of it.

[Lloyd Danforth]

Kid coulda choked on a bone!