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Started by Lloyd Danforth, March 28, 2010, 06:39 AM NHFT

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Lloyd Danforth

March 28, 2010, 06:39 AM NHFT
 Mar 26, 2010 11:00 pm US/Eastern
Police: Drunk Pa. Man Tried To 'Revive' Opossum

State police have charged a central Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen giving mouth-to-mouth "resuscitation" to a long-dead opossum along a highway.

Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal along Route 36 in Oliver Township Thursday about 3 p.m. The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance, while another saw the mouth-to-mouth attempt.

Levier says Wolfe was "extremely intoxicated" and "did have his mouth in the area of the animal's mouth, I guess."

Kat Kanning

#1
March 28, 2010, 08:56 AM NHFT
Oh that's gross!  That's it, I'm giving up alcohol.  I don't ever want that happening to me.

Tom Sawyer

#2
March 28, 2010, 09:03 AM NHFT
So let me get this straight... ya kiss a porcupine... but draw the line a possums?  ;D

Kat Kanning

#3
March 28, 2010, 10:24 AM NHFT
Well, he's not dead and rotting  :P

Jim Johnson

#4
March 28, 2010, 10:27 AM NHFT
So he's not dead, rotting is bad enough.   :D

Raineyrocks

#5
March 30, 2010, 08:56 AM NHFT
Quote from: Lloyd Danforth on March 28, 2010, 06:39 AM NHFT
Mar 26, 2010 11:00 pm US/Eastern
Police: Drunk Pa. Man Tried To 'Revive' Opossum

State police have charged a central Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen giving mouth-to-mouth "resuscitation" to a long-dead opossum along a highway.

Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal along Route 36 in Oliver Township Thursday about 3 p.m. The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance, while another saw the mouth-to-mouth attempt.

Levier says Wolfe was "extremely intoxicated" and "did have his mouth in the area of the animal's mouth, I guess."

Eeeww, but in a weird way it was thoughtful of him, I guess.  :P    I guess I would want him around if something happened to my dog because I don't think I'd go "there" even if Patience had just keeled over.

Could you imagine what this guy might have done if he saw something sticking out of the opossum's butt?  Yuk!  :o

Pat K

#6
March 30, 2010, 11:16 AM NHFT

Lloyd Danforth

#7
March 30, 2010, 11:22 AM NHFT
It has Pat speechless!

Raineyrocks

#8
March 31, 2010, 10:14 AM NHFT
Quote from: Lloyd Danforth on March 30, 2010, 11:22 AM NHFT
It has Pat speechless!

:biglaugh:
Pat can't even find a picture for this one!

Pat K

#9
April 01, 2010, 12:09 AM NHFT
Well it was a can of Alabama Possum=sun dried.  ;D

Raineyrocks

#10
April 07, 2010, 07:36 AM NHFT
Quote from: Pat K on April 01, 2010, 12:09 AM NHFT
Well it was a can of Alabama Possum=sun dried.  ;D



;D  I don't know how you find this stuff, Pat!  I shouldn't have doubted you, sorry. :D
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