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Mum's giant chest suffocated boyfriend during sex

Started by Raineyrocks, April 09, 2010, 12:25 PM NHFT

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Raineyrocks

 Mum's giant chest suffocated boyfriend during sex

BUSTY Claire Smedley's boyfriend nearly DIED when she suffocated him with her enormous boobs during sex.

The mum-of-three, who has 40LL breasts, panicked when she lifted them up to find her lover Steven had stopped breathing.

Claire, 27, boasts the second biggest bust in Britain* with her boobs weighing over a stone EACH.

Today in an exclusive video interview she tells how Steven usually loved being smothered by them.

"This time, he started flailing around a bit, but I assumed it was because he was so excited, so I kept going," she said.

"A few minutes later I noticed he'd stopped moving." By then, sales assistant Steven, also 27, was still and appeared to not be breathing.

Claire said: "I was panicking and just about to call 999 when thankfully he started to come round. He was really woozy, like he was in a trance. Then he sort of coughed and sat up. I was so relieved."

Startled Steven - who did not want to be photographed - added: "I did think my time had come.

"I tried to slap her on her arm to get her to stop and get off me but I think she misread the signals.

"The next thing I knew she was sitting over me asking if I was all right. I must have blacked out. It was pretty hair-raising."

Lucky Steven survived his ordeal, but the pair's relationship did not and they split three months ago.

Claire, from Blackpool, said: "After that he went off sex."

She is now single and is planning a career in modelling to turn her giant boobs into genuine assets.

She added: "People think they're public property. Even in a supermarket people come up asking if they can touch them.

"But if they can earn me a few pounds maybe some good will come out of them."

*40M Donna Jones, 26, of Milton Keynes, has Britain's biggest bust.

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news...ed-my-man.html


Raineyrocks

Quote from: grolled on April 09, 2010, 03:47 PM NHFT
Here's her video description - Claire Smedley Suýt ?è ch?t b?n trai vì ng?c quá to

I can't listen to the video right now because my computer is being a "rebo" again but that's funny because I didn't notice there was a video.  I thought it was just a picture.   When I showed Rick the article he was like, "what a way to go"  ::) then asked me if I wanted to smother him with mine which aren't even as big as hers.    :P

Lloyd Danforth

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Quote from: Raineyrocks on April 09, 2010, 12:25 PM NHFT
Mum's giant chest suffocated boyfriend during sex

BUSTY RAINEYROCKS Husband nearly DIED when she suffocated him with her enormous boobs during sex.

The mum-of-three, who has 40LL breasts, panicked when she lifted them up to find her lover Rick had stopped breathing.

Raineyrocks, 110 boasts the second biggest bust in New Hampshire with her boobs weighing over 14 pounds EACH.

Today in an exclusive video interview she tells how Rick usually loved being smothered by them.

"This time, he started flailing around a bit, but I assumed it was because he was so excited, so I kept going," she said.

"A few minutes later I noticed he'd stopped moving." By then, sales assistant Rick, also 110, was still and appeared to not be breathing.

Raineyrocks said: "I was panicking and just about to dial PORC 411 when thankfully he started to come round. He was really woozy, like he was in a trance. Then he sort of coughed and sat up. I was so relieved."

Startled Rick- who did not want to be photographed - added: "I did think my time had come.

"I tried to slap her on her arm to get her to stop and get off me but I think she misread the signals.

"The next thing I knew she was sitting over me asking if I was all right. I must have blacked out. It was pretty hair-raising."

Lucky Rick survived his ordeal, but now insists that he be on top.

Raineyrocks, from Beaverlicken , said: "After that he went off sex."

She is planning a career in modelling to turn her giant boobs into genuine assets.

She added: "People think they're public property. Even in Hanafords people come up asking if they can touch them.

"But if they can earn me a few bucks maybe some good will come out of them."

*40M Donna Jones, 104 , of West Overshoe sports New Hampshire's biggest bust.
There is something odd about this.  Did you read it carefully, Rainey

Free libertarian

   ...Sometimes dogs are smarter than people, this is proof of that.

Raineyrocks

Quote from: Lloyd Danforth on April 09, 2010, 04:52 PM NHFT
Quote from: Raineyrocks on April 09, 2010, 12:25 PM NHFT
Mum's giant chest suffocated boyfriend during sex

BUSTY RAINEYROCKS Husband nearly DIED when she suffocated him with her enormous boobs during sex.

The mum-of-three, who has 40LL breasts, panicked when she lifted them up to find her lover Rick had stopped breathing.

Raineyrocks, 110 boasts the second biggest bust in New Hampshire with her boobs weighing over 14 pounds EACH.

Today in an exclusive video interview she tells how Rick usually loved being smothered by them.

"This time, he started flailing around a bit, but I assumed it was because he was so excited, so I kept going," she said.

"A few minutes later I noticed he'd stopped moving." By then, sales assistant Rick, also 110, was still and appeared to not be breathing.

Raineyrocks said: "I was panicking and just about to dial PORC 411 when thankfully he started to come round. He was really woozy, like he was in a trance. Then he sort of coughed and sat up. I was so relieved."

Startled Rick- who did not want to be photographed - added: "I did think my time had come.

"I tried to slap her on her arm to get her to stop and get off me but I think she misread the signals.

"The next thing I knew she was sitting over me asking if I was all right. I must have blacked out. It was pretty hair-raising."

Lucky Rick survived his ordeal, but now insists that he be on top.

Raineyrocks, from Blackpool, said: "After that he went off sex."

She is planning a career in modelling to turn her giant boobs into genuine assets.

She added: "People think they're public property. Even in Hanafords people come up asking if they can touch them.

"But if they can earn me a few bucks maybe some good will come out of them."

*40M Donna Jones, 104 , of West Overshoe sports New Hampshire's biggest bust.
There is something odd about this.  Did you read it carefully, Rainey

:biglaugh:   You are hilarious Lloyd! By the way you spelled Hannafords incorrectly but I'm sure you'll go in there and fix it so I look insane.  ::) ;D

Lloyd Danforth