New Warning From Center for Disease Control

[jcpliberty]

Subject: New Warning From Center for Disease Control
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>The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
>virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is
>contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is
>called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him").
>Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past
>4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from
>this especially troublesome disease.
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>Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim
>include, but are not limited to: Anti-social personality disorder
>traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic
>mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive dissonance;
>inability to incorporate new information; pronounced xenophobia;
>inability to accept responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice
>masked by acts of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking;
>ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward creating
>evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or
>nothing behavior.
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>The disease is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and epidemiologists
>are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated only a
>few years ago in a Texas Bush.

[Kat Kanning]

Appparently, we need a giant condom for that dick.

[jcpliberty]

Appparently, we need a giant condom for that dick.

Indeed!