New Element Found

[Kat Kanning]

NEW ELEMENT FOUND!

The recent hurricanes and skyrocketing  oil and gasoline prices helped
to prove the existence of a new  element. In early October 2005, a
major research institution  announced the discovery of the heaviest
element yet known to  science. The new element has been named
"Governmentium."

Governmentium (Gv) has one  neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy
neutrons, and 198 assistant  deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass
of 312. These 312 particles  are held together by forces called
'morons' which are surrounded  by vast quantities of lepton-like
particles called 'peons.' Since  Gv has no electrons, it is inert.
However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with
which it comes into contact.  A minute amount of Gv causes one reaction
to take over four days  to complete, when it would normally take less
than a second!

Gv has a normal half-life of  4 years; it does not decay; but instead
undergoes a reorganization  in which a portion of the assistant
neutrons and deputy neutrons  exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's
mass will actually  increase over time, since each reorganization will
cause more  morons to become neutrons, forming 'isodopes.' This
characteristic  of moron promotion leads most scientists to believe
that Gv is  formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in
concentration.  This hypothetical quantity is referred to as 'Critical
Morass.'

When catalyzed with money,  Gv becomes "Administratium' (Am) - an
element which radiates  just as much energy as Gv, since it has half as
many peons but  twice as many morons.

[Friday]

That's hilarious! Did you write that, Kat?

[Michael Fisher]

This has been around for a long time.   

[Kat Kanning]

No, someone sent it to me.

[John]

Nice!

[Pat K]

 

[Fluff and Stuff]

NEW ELEMENT FOUND!

Good work.  Someone sent me that a while back and I got Mark to put it on http://www.thinklibertarian.com

[Gabo]

One of my favorite chain letters (actually, probably the only one I like)   

[Fluff and Stuff]

One of my favorite chain letters (actually, probably the only one I like)? ?

Have you seen the one with the best commercial ever?  I love that one.