Oh Yeah? What about Vampires?

[Lloyd Danforth]

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/americans-favor-obama-defend-against-space-aliens-poll-225920716.html

"Nearly two in three Americans think President Barack Obama is better suited than Republican rival Mitt Romney to deal with an alien invasion, according to a survey released Wednesday."

[Jim Johnson]

In other news, The United States Military went to def-con 3 because, "Something moved over there!"

Congress has demand that the President go look in the closet and behind the curtains.

This is the third time in the last hour that the American people shit themselves because of eminent threats.