W.H. Petition Calls for Stripping Citizenship and Exile for Anyone Who Signs Pet

[Silent_Bob]

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/wh-petition-calls-stripping-citizenship-and-exile-anyone-who-signs-petition-secede_663282.html

A White House petition gathering force calls for citizenship to be stripped and exile for anyone who signs a petition in favor of a state's secession.

"Mr. President, please sign an executive order such that each American citizen who signed a petition from any state to secede from the USA shall have their citizenship stripped and be peacefully deported," the full petition reads.

The title of the petition is, "WE PETITION THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO: Strip the Citizenship from Everyone who Signed a Petition to Secede and Exile Them."

As of this writing, 2,205 have signed the petition; 22,795 more signatures are needed for the issue to be addressed by the White House.

[Jim Johnson]

Now, which petition is more likely to be acted upon?

Please promise me, that you won't whip me for breaking something you love.

OR

Please whip those people who are trying to break the thing you love.

[Silent_Bob]

Actually they dove tail nicely.

Deport and exile by allowing secession.

[Jim Johnson]

Yeah, your right, that'll work.

[Raineyrocks]

Did someone say "free trip"?   

I wonder where the American citizens who signed the petition to secede from the USA would be deported to?