Just for fun... LOL

[jcpliberty]

Dear Ann Landers,

I am writing to you for help with my problem. My wife has custody of our seven children. They were awarded to her when she divorced me for desertion.

My mother has been confined to a mental institution of insanity since I was three years old.

I have two brothers. One works for my company and the other is now awaiting electrocution for murder.

My two sisters are prostitutes and my father is in the rackets selling narcotics.

Recently I met a girl who has been released from prison where she served time for smothering illegitimate child. I love this girl very much and want to marry her.

My problem is this, should I tell her about my brother who works for my company?

Very truly yours,

"Worried"

[AlanM]

    

[Kat Kanning]

Oh my, that was funny!

[Pat K]

Dear worried I hate to tell you this but your girl is already" doing" your brother who works at your company.

[davemincin]

Dear "Worried,"

You're a sick "puppy!"? ?Just remember should we ever end up in the same room!? You work the
North end, and I shall work the South!

Warm regards,
A Friend of Ann,
Sister Abby!