Here's a joke my mother-in-law sent me but I think it's real message is neat

[Raineyrocks]

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"
 
"Oh no," I replied "I'm not doing drugs either."

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
 
I said, "No, my former doctor said that red meat is very unhealthy!"

Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"
 
"No, I don't," I said.

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a little too much sex?"
 
"No," I said.  "I don't do any of those things."

He looked at me sadly and said, "Then why do you give a shit?"

[Michael Fisher]

LOL

[aries]

Hahaha

[slim]

That was a great joke!!!