New York lawmaker wants weight standards for models

[Friday]

 

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/31/skinny.models.ap/index.html

Freedom for skinny beautiful people!   

[mvpel]

What about skinny ugly people, though?



 

Just kidding, they deserve freedom too, including the freedom to refuse life-saving medical treatment (food) as the Supreme Court ruled in Cruzan v. Director, Mo. Dept. Of Health, 497 U.S.261 (1990).

[eques]

"Skeletal" is the new black.

[toowm]

Those photos were doctored, although the originals also showed the need for a "sammich" as they say.

[Raineyrocks]

Those photos were doctored, although the originals also showed the need for a "sammich" as they say.

I hope they were doctored. I was like, where the heck are the rest of her legs?

[slim]

First they came for the smokers and I said nothing because I was not a smoker
second they came for the skinny people and I said nothing because I was not skinny
next they came for the fat people and they came for me and there was no one to speak out for me

[Raineyrocks]

First they came for the smokers and I said nothing because I was not a smoker
second they came for the skinny people and I said nothing because I was not skinny
next they came for the fat people and they came for me and there was no one to speak out for me

Hopefully there was no one strong enough that could you carry you out the door either!

[slim]

Hopefully there was no one strong enough that could you carry you out the door either!

Well that is one good thing about being a fat man if I do not want to move somewhere it will take a few people to make me move

[Raineyrocks]

That's right Slim!  The only bad thing is:  A. There are enough people to make you move    B. You can't run that fast 

[eques]

I'm heavier than I look, and it would take a good amount of manpower to drag my ass around if I went totally limp.

[Pat K]

Fat folk we are harder to kidnap.

[Raineyrocks]

Fat folk we are harder to kidnap.

Yeah really, notice on all of these real crime shows (New Detectives and others), the adult, (I never joke about children kidnappings), victims are all thin.  Could you see Ted Bundy shoving a 300 pound woman into his Volkswagon?

Hey I've just come up with a new conspiracy theory.  Maybe the government wants to outlaw "bad" fattening foods to make everyone get thin before "they" come and take us to camps.  What do you think?