Man assaults Bush

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http://www.newsdaily.com/Quirks/UPI-1-20070122-17501800-bc-us-shrubwarrior.xml

Man arrested fighting with shrubbery

HILTON ISLAND, S.C., Jan. 22 (UPI) --
A man was charged with public disorderly conduct in Hilton Island, S.C. after being observed "in a physical confrontation with shrubs" by a deputy.

The Beaufort County Detention Center's online log said the 23-year-old man, whose name was not released, smelled of alcohol and was taken to the detention center to await prosecution, the Hilton Head Island Packet reported.

The deputy that took the man in said he was responding to a complaint the man had attempted to get into someone else's car. When the deputy arrived on the scene the man allegedly had moved on to beating the vegetation.

The police report said the man ran across the street to get in one last kick on a bush before talking to police.

[mvpel]

[Sweet Mercury]

Holy shit, I just laughed myself breathless at that...

[mvpel]

Holy shit, I just laughed myself breathless at that...

Are you sure that's legal in your state?

[Sweet Mercury]

Holy shit, I just laughed myself breathless at that...

Are you sure that's legal in your state?

Haha. I didn't get a municiple permit for laughter, and I didn't apply for a variance. Crap. And I don't even have a license for laughter!

[mvpel]

Haha. I didn't get a municiple permit for laughter, and I didn't apply for a variance. Crap. And I don't even have a license for laughter!

Does your state have a medical breathless-laughter law, maybe?  Though you still need to watch out for the Feds.