Tragic Event Forces Man To Spend Rest Of Life Confined To Office Chair

[dalebert]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/tragic_event_forces_man_to_spend

[Nicholas Gilman]

     "  Liars sit in chairs, truth tellers just sort of hunker down."
                                       - Randall Flagg
                                         "The Stand"

                   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92qbn_UOQCE

[Fragilityh14]

I've been thinking I should try to get a non-computer job being as I like to use computers in my spare time and as such should have a period of time in a day (Work) when I am not sitting in front of one (at least not for the majority of the day)

[Russell Kanning]

wait until he buys too big of a mcmansion ... then he is dooomed