Security furniture: a "safe" bedside table

[NHRes2004]

From Bruce Schneier:

Security furniture: a "safe" bedside table:

[41mag]

My "safe" bedside table would have one of these.

[Pat K]

A bit hard to maneuver in a bedroom though ay?

[Kat Kanning]

Haha, that's cute.

[Recumbent ReCycler]

I have used a bedside security device when I had to chase away an intruder.  It was a 12 guage shotgun that was made about 94 years ago, but still worked quite effectively.  Fortunately the noise of me loading a shell while I was running toward him was enough to make him decide that he didn't want to stay in my apartment any longer.

[J’raxis 270145]

I assume this works for the British (note the *.uk domain). Since they've outlawed handguns, absolutely no one has a handgun over there, right?

[error]

I assume this works for the British (note the *.uk domain). Since they've outlawed handguns, absolutely no one has a handgun over there, right?

The "law-abiding" do not. The criminals have all sorts of weapons at their disposal, including guns.

[J’raxis 270145]

I assume this works for the British (note the *.uk domain). Since they've outlawed handguns, absolutely no one has a handgun over there, right?

The "law-abiding" do not. The criminals have all sorts of weapons at their disposal, including guns.

Oh, I know that. That was like the "Remember when we had that War on Drugs—and now there are no drugs anymore?" snark I've given people few times before.