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lildog

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Re: best first date
« Reply #75 on: October 16, 2007, 04:53 PM NHFT »

Ideal date...

Bump'n uglies
Get some food
Go back to bump'n uglies for a little while longer until your too worn out (maybe use some of the food in interesting ways)
Shower
bump uglies a little more (maybe while in the shower)
leave for work next morning



Ha, ha!  Your such a perv! :D  Doesn't hip clicking sound better? ;D

Hip clicking sounds too much like something senior citizens would do.

Personally I like giving women the option of going back to my place and doing the things I'll tell my friends we did anyway.  That's always a good start to the date.  Sitting home alone and mowing down the old bone by yourself just doesn't cut it.
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Re: best first date
« Reply #76 on: October 16, 2007, 04:57 PM NHFT »

Ideal date...

Bump'n uglies
Get some food
Go back to bump'n uglies for a little while longer until your too worn out (maybe use some of the food in interesting ways)
Shower
bump uglies a little more (maybe while in the shower)
leave for work next morning



Ha, ha!  Your such a perv! :D  Doesn't hip clicking sound better? ;D

Hip clicking sounds too much like something senior citizens would do.

Personally I like giving women the option of going back to my place and doing the things I'll tell my friends we did anyway.  That's always a good start to the date.  Sitting home alone and mowing down the old bone by yourself just doesn't cut it.

You have a way with words, I like it!   Lets see,  if the date is really good I say foreplay in the car/motorcycle/whatever all the way home and then bump prettys!  Sorry I can write bumping uglies, (hey I just did), it sounds too gross. 8)
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shyfrog

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Re: best first date
« Reply #77 on: October 16, 2007, 05:07 PM NHFT »

Best First Date:

March 18th, 1966

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Or perhaps scenic drive in an open top car.  Down to a cafe on the coast for an afternoon coffee/tea or maybe a balconied restaurant/bistro in the mountains with a great view. Just talk and get to know each other, etc. And then I'll pop the inevitable "oh, btw, I'm married"

muaha
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lildog

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Re: best first date
« Reply #78 on: October 16, 2007, 06:50 PM NHFT »

You have a way with words, I like it!

I'm good that way!

Sorry I can write bumping uglies, (hey I just did), it sounds too gross. 8)

That's ok, I've got others which I'll refrain from posting here but catch me when I show up at Murphy's one of these times and I'll share them with you.

I did run an entire national fraternity for two years so I've heard just about everything.  And for that mater I've seen just about everything.
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Re: best first date
« Reply #79 on: October 17, 2007, 11:08 AM NHFT »

You have a way with words, I like it!

I'm good that way!

Sorry I can write bumping uglies, (hey I just did), it sounds too gross. 8)

That's ok, I've got others which I'll refrain from posting here but catch me when I show up at Murphy's one of these times and I'll share them with you.

I did run an entire national fraternity for two years so I've heard just about everything.  And for that mater I've seen just about everything.


Yikes!  When I do eventually show up at Murphy's give me time to drink a lot before sharing!  I don't know if I'm ready for you Lildog! ;D
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Re: best first date
« Reply #80 on: October 17, 2007, 06:34 PM NHFT »

I don't know if I'm ready for you Lildog! ;D

Very few ever are   ;D
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Re: best first date
« Reply #81 on: October 17, 2007, 09:19 PM NHFT »

how about jello wrestling for a first date??  that will cover all the "bases" in one match!
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EJinCT

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Re: best first date
« Reply #82 on: October 18, 2007, 10:40 AM NHFT »

how about jello wrestling for a first date??  that will cover all the "bases" in one match!

I'd prefer to find out what is in another's head and heart first personally.

If I cant get into a womans head, I have no desire to get in her pants.  :blush:


i 'spose it doesn't really matter what that first date is if there never is a second... 

I'd be willing to wager there are many that would be thrilled by even one date.  ;D
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EJinCT

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Re: best first date
« Reply #83 on: October 18, 2007, 12:35 PM NHFT »


I can commiserate with that; I've had a few female friends that shared the sentiment exactly. My advice for what it's worth, remain receptive to what the universe has to offer, one never knows what tomorrow will bring. Life changing events can happen in the blink of an eye if we are open to it.
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Re: best first date
« Reply #84 on: October 18, 2007, 10:43 PM NHFT »

Ideal date...

Bump'n uglies
Get some food
Go back to bump'n uglies for a little while longer until your too worn out (maybe use some of the food in interesting ways)
Shower
bump uglies a little more (maybe while in the shower)
leave for work next morning


Sounds like we have an acolyte of the Finnish School of Dating on board...
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Re: best first date
« Reply #85 on: October 19, 2007, 01:50 AM NHFT »

Hey, that sounds like a great date to me. Except for the leaving for work part.
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Re: best first date
« Reply #86 on: October 19, 2007, 09:58 AM NHFT »

Hey, that sounds like a great date to me. Except for the leaving for work part.

Oh yeah, that definitely makes it more romantic! ::) ;D
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Re: best first date
« Reply #87 on: October 19, 2007, 10:49 AM NHFT »

Hey, that sounds like a great date to me. Except for the leaving for work part.

You know the difference between a hooker and a date?  The hooker knows when to leave.   ;)



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Re: best first date
« Reply #88 on: October 19, 2007, 01:57 PM NHFT »

You know the difference between a hooker and a date?  The hooker knows when to leave.   ;)

I'll have to take your word on that.  :P  ;D
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Re: best first date
« Reply #89 on: October 19, 2007, 02:10 PM NHFT »

So......Lildog.....How do  you decide when to leave?
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