Burning Porcupine Festival

[Kat Kanning]

Burning Porcupine Festival:  July 14th-25th 2008
The 12 Days of Freedom
What happens in Grafton stays in Grafton
See Freestaters at their Wildest!

Anarchic campout in Free Town Grafton NH

There will be drinking, burning things, sitting around BSing, bands, toilets and showers in the woods, talking about the revolution, and of course a giant burning rodent   It'll be one big party.  Lloyd is going to do a naked fire dance.  Tim Condon is going to prance in a gorilla suit to do:  a circle of liberty, poetry reading, lead a Scrabble tournament, readings of patriotic documents, MC a magic show, a libertarian play.  Wookie skydiving is on the schedule.  There's a possibility of warm-weather jello wrestling.  Get your nails done by illegal nail buffers:  an unlicensed Buff-In.  Sumo-wrestling to settle any endless debates - noisemeter from the crowd to arbitrate.  Shooting and golf - with extra points for shooting golf balls out of the air.  Libertarian karaoke - full spray with firehose if you're really bad - instead of the hook aka Gong Show.  Logging competition.  Burning Porcupine moving-making contest.  Poker tournament with ounces of silver.  Fireworks illegal in most states - IED exhibition.  Burning President William.  An FSP Roast - a few minutes for each freestater notable (submit your nominations for people to be roasted) - cardboard cutouts for roasting those in absentia.  Live video from the event.  Nightly UN flag burning.

If any of these events don't actually happen:  sue us.
Blame Burning Porc planning on these irresponsibles:  Tim Condon, Bob Hull, Lloyd Danforth, the Kannings, Rich Angell

[Porcupine The Prickly Polytheist]

If this is real and not some joke, I am SO there.

[Kat Kanning]

Yes, it's real and not a joke.  7 porcs are sitting in a smoke filled, boozy room planning it at this moment.

[Lloyd Danforth]

Suggestions for Burning Porcupine?

[Dreepa]

Suggestions for Burning Porcupine?

A big ass tall porcupine on fire.... My calendar already has it on there.

[Kat Kanning]

Rich Angell is going to bring in local farmers and raw goat's milk, other local products.

[Kat Kanning]

Lloyd is going to head up a shaved beaver contest, but needs to know if it's legal to drug the beavers.

[Porcupine The Prickly Polytheist]

Yes, it's real and not a joke.  7 porcs are sitting in a smoke filled, boozy room planning it at this moment.

Damn. I thought it was real for a second too... 

[Russell Kanning]

yes ... it will happen ... and it will be the best time of your life ... or your money back.

[Dreepa]

Yes, it's real and not a joke.  7 porcs are sitting in a smoke filled, boozy room planning it at this moment.

Damn. I thought it was real for a second too... 

yes it is real.  Russell doesn't joke about burning stuff.

[Amos Keag]

Lloyd is going to head up a shaved beaver contest, but needs to know if it's legal to drug the beavers.

roofies...co-eds...shaving cream

some assembly required

[Porcupine The Prickly Polytheist]

I want to see Chris totally cocked off his ass.

[Russell Kanning]

directions:

Head to Grafton on Hwy 4 and follow the yellow "live free or die" flags.

[Porcupine The Prickly Polytheist]

Do I get extra special points for showing up as V?

[Russell Kanning]

yes it is real.  Russell doesn't joke about burning stuff.

I am not even the big fsp burner anymore .... have you seen Bill Walker?