Burning Porcupine Festival

[SethCohn]

#4 - Two guys for every woman present. (Free Town Project needs women!)

I'm doing my part to help with the ratio by not contributing to the market demand.

Ah, the invisible hand at work.  Free market economics at work, indeed.

Yes, if the invisible hand moves in the correct manner, as it always does, I'm sure there will be plenty of single men who find themselves satisfied in other ways.  Remember - government doesn't create jobs or help people - the only true source is invisible hand jobs.

[Lloyd Danforth]

#4 - Two guys for every woman present. (Free Town Project needs women!)

I'm doing my part to help with the ratio by not contributing to the market demand.

So!  It is a lifestyle choice

[KBCraig]

20,000 babies conceived at Burning Porc

All that beaver-shaving can give people ideas.

[KBCraig]

Thats an interesting sig you've got there Lloyd.

I fixed it, using my infinite unscrupulous admin powers.

I didn't think it needed to be fixed, I was just complimenting Mr. Danforth on his signature. 

Because size matters. 

[David]

I don't recall EA coming to any of the porcfests, so not sure why he'd come to this.

He did come to one porcfest, I think 06, very briefly.  He was supposed to talk about the democratic freedom caucus one year, maybe the same year. 

[error]

I can't make it. I have to be in NYC during much of this time.

[Kat Kanning]

Maybe you can join us via video.

[Russell Kanning]

roasting of Lloyd? I can't stop you Dale.

[error]

Maybe you can join us via video.

Maybe. But I'm sure I'll be doing things in New York that will make your hair stand on end, if I could tell you about them.

[Pat K]

roasting of Lloyd? I can't stop you Dale.

Won't Lloyd already be roasted from doing the naked fire dance?

[Pat K]

Won't Lloyd already be roasted from doing the naked fire dance?

Thanks for makin' me shudder Pat 

Hey don't blame me mountain hermit man,
It is right in the party announcement.

[Pat K]

Hey you Grafton trouble makers=

I would like a wooded, level, tent spot with a nice view.

[David]

He also wants modern plumbing, a porcelin sink, oh, and a personal maid would be nice.  Make sure she is legal, PatK may run for political office or for judge someday. 

[Pat K]

He also wants modern plumbing, a porcelin sink, oh, and a personal maid would be nice.  Make sure she is legal, PatK may run for political office or for judge someday. 

The sink can be stainless, I clean up after myself so no maid
needed. If nominated I will not run,if elected I will not serve.

[srqrebel]

.... or that is what the ied's are for

I can furnish an endless supply of those, just say the word!  (DHS take note)