Does anyone else hate Christmas?

[buzzard]

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Chorus

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Damn . . . you guys have no smilie with a shotgun

[MengerFan]

now that i like...although i do not gamble.

kola

Neither do I. For me, it's mostly eating, a little shopping.

[kola]

umm..i was thinking about dem women..

Kola

[elf]

Christmas at our house.
Ten kids on a midwestern farm:  
- something you do for someone else [example:  take my turn mucking out the barn for a week!]
- something you make with your own two hands [painted a Harley Davidson logo sign for a brother's bedroom wall]
- something you find out in the fields or woods or river.  [found a really beautiful chunk of rock for my Mother, a sculptor]
The basic scavenger hunt.  Every day was Christmas.  
The idea is to give.  The smiles are worth it.

[Pat K]

I like Christmas carols   

I say we carol under Pukes window!!

[kola]

right on elf..

too fricken funny patk

[Lloyd Danforth]

By Tom Lerher

Christmas time is here, by golly,
Disapproval would be folly.
Deck the halls with hunks of holly,
Fill the cup and don't say when.

Kill the turkeys, ducks and chickens,
Mix the punch, drag out the Dickens.
Even though the prospect sickens,
Brother, here we go again.

On Christmas Day you can't get sore,
Your fellow man you must adore.
There's time to rob him all the more
The other three hundred and sixty-four.

Relations, sparing no expense, 'll
Send some useless old utensil,
Or a matching pen and pencil.
("Just the thing I need, how nice!")

It doesn't matter how sincere it is,
Nor how heart felt the spirit,
Sentiment will not endear it,
What's important is the price.

Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things.
God rest ye merry merchants,
May ye make the Yuletide pay.
Angels we have heard on high,
Tell us to go out and buy!

So, let the raucous sleigh bells jingle,
Hail our dear old friend Kris Kringle,
Driving his reindeer across the sky.
Don't stand underneath when they fly by

[Dreepa]

That and the music, oh how I hate the music!

You don't like Pantookahs?

[Kat Kanning]

Ya, Chrismas carols like that 

[Caveman]

I like Christmas a great deal the thing thats been bothering me recently though is the amount of deception that goes on during Christmas. Specifically the enormous deception of Santa Clause. Why do we tell kids that some large guy flies around the world and gives them presents?

[Kat Kanning]

Cause it's fun?

[Russell Kanning]

it's the hap happiest season of aaaaalllll

[Kat Kanning]

Does Puke have a gun?

[Russell Kanning]

an Keene is such a pretty town at Christmas .... such a shame the lights and revelers bum some people out

[dalebert]

You know what's awesome if you want the best of Christmas without all the crap? Vegas, baby.

I'm sold! Doh! Why did you tell me the day after I bought my plane ticket home?