What should I get for Bald Eagle for Christmas

[porcupine kate]

I'm Looking for some gift ideas for Bald Eagle.

[kola]

make a clay ashtray? 

Kola

[Pat K]

Life time membership to handgun control inc.
Tickets to a Democratic fund raiser.
Donate to the fraternal order of police in his name.
A whole season of cops on dvd.

[dalebert]

May I suggest that people PM you their (serious) suggestions rather than post them on a public thread? 

[Dreepa]

a pistol?

[Lloyd Danforth]

I was going to say, "How about the element of surprise?"  You could include some Of the LSF raffle tickets in his stocking.


http://newhampshireunderground.com/forum/index.php?topic=11934.0

[Kat Kanning]

I think he might need more ammo.

[porcupine kate]

No it doesn't.   

[Puke]

A toupee for that poor Eagle. 

[porcupine kate]

That eagle has hair that is 2ft long and still growing out of the top of his head. 
That idea is as helpful as the clay ashtray.

[Kat Kanning]

Ron Paul thong

[porcupine kate]

Does that qualify as mental floss?

[Kat Kanning]

Only for a butt-head maybe   

[EJinCT]

Give him a gift-wrapped empty box and then when he asks where the gift is, tell him you have already given him the best gift in the world; You.

Now would that be cheap, corny or both? 

[Puke]

That eagle has hair that is 2ft long and still growing out of the top of his head. 

Then shouldn't he be a Flowing Locks of Hair Eagle? 

How about this? The Amazon Kindle electronic book thingy.


http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000FI73MA/ref=amb_link_5892762_2?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=center-1&pf_rd_r=0X0RQ4F4FEPN9G4ZNEF7&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=333267901&pf_rd_i=507846