taserings

[kola]

it might put a "jolt" in my sex life. 

or it would shrivel my nuts into little dry raisins. 

umm, I think I will walk around wearing an athletic cup...forever...just in case..dontchaknow 

Kola

[buzzard]

[J’raxis 270145]

it might put a "jolt" in my sex life. 

I'm sure it's someone's sexual fetish... and per rule #34, you can probably find pictures of it online...

[kola]

yeah..thats true. lol

many years ago, i saw this fat creepy dude (on Howard Stern show) who got sexually aroused by watching a woman throw up on him.

wtf????

what went wrong in that guys childhood??? holy sheet.

Kola

[Raineyrocks]

Here's a strange piece of news I heard a few years back:

This guy made a hole in his couch, underneath the hole he had a car battery, (I'm pretty sure), and 2 wires hooked up, well as he was humping, (sorry don't know what else to call it), the couch he rigged it so his penis would touch both sides of the wires and got electrocuted and was found dead like that.

Anyways, here's an interesting link about tasers:  http://www.thestar.com/sciencetech/Technology/article/281670

[Bald Eagle]

When I worked at the cop shop, I had access to all of the Taser and Defense Technologies books and training DVD's.  Yes, people have been tasered in the nuts, in the eye, and there have been other injuries relating to the intense and sudden contraction of the skeletal muscles such as broken ribs and even vertebrae.

Unfortunately, too many cops think Tasers are a toy, and we are just fun targets for their amusement.

I wonder if anyone has gotten tasered in the genitals. That would suck...bigtime.

[Raineyrocks]

When I worked at the cop shop, I had access to all of the Taser and Defense Technologies books and training DVD's.  Yes, people have been tasered in the nuts, in the eye, and there have been other injuries relating to the intense and sudden contraction of the skeletal muscles such as broken ribs and even vertebrae.

Unfortunately, too many cops think Tasers are a toy, and we are just fun targets for their amusement.

I wonder if anyone has gotten tasered in the genitals. That would suck...bigtime.

It's like cops are in this life is a "video game" mode, isn't it?

[elf]

"Comply or die" is their fascist cry! 

[Raineyrocks]

"Comply or die" is their fascist cry! 

Hey you made a rhyme about this f**ked up  time, will we live or will we die, it all depends on if we fight or if we cry!   

What do you think of my rhyme?

Seriously though I don't want you to think I think it's funny, it's gross and scary, I just have to add some humor or I'll go nuts.

[kola]

Rainey, I can't believe that guy hooked 12volts to his "happy center control station"!!!!! wtf??

Yeah these taser things are otta control. We need some talented geekster to invent a small hand held remote that deactivates these things. I do not think it would be that hard.

I have been seriously thinking of all the ways I can avoid an encounter with the nazi bastards. Driving a car is the biggest risk.... and having a videocam with you always helps.

Kola

[coffeeseven]

Not that I want to get away from the discussion of balls and such.....

I wonder if cops would think twice about firing the Taser if they get hit with a bucket o' water first? Much less threatening than a Super Soaker.

Tres psychologic.

[Raineyrocks]

Rainey, I can't believe that guy hooked 12volts to his "happy center control station"!!!!! wtf??

Yeah these taser things are otta control. We need some talented geekster to invent a small hand held remote that deactivates these things. I do not think it would be that hard.

I have been seriously thinking of all the ways I can avoid an encounter with the nazi bastards. Driving a car is the biggest risk.... and having a videocam with you always helps.

Kola

I know Kola, it was a freaky story.  I remember when I was a young teenager using the hose of a vacuum cleaner to try to give myself a hickey to make my boyfriend jealous because I didn't really want some other guy to give me one.  Yeah the silly things we do when were young but playing around with voltage, I don't think so.  Can you imagine if that guy had a wife and kids how they must have gotten made fun of because the whole story went public.


I still think looking for or finding some way of making taser proof clothing is the way to go for right now.  In fact I bet there's money to be made doing that provided the clothing wasn't bulky and could easily be worn under regular clothing.

[KBCraig]

Latest NH taser use: a 6'2" escapee, a 120 pound sprinter who easily out-ran the cops, was tasered multiple times because he refused to cooperate.

Source.

[coffeeseven]

Latest NH taser use: a 6'2" escapee, a 120 pound sprinter who easily out-ran the cops, was tasered multiple times because he refused to cooperate.

Source.

Keyword "Taser" at Google news:

Irregular heart rhythm? Try a Taser
Register, UK - 3 hours ago
By Lester Haines ? More by this author Connecticut doctors have provided circumstantial evidence that Tasers do affect the heart - backing critics' claims ...
Incident shows Taser may have affected heart Reuters
After Taser Shot, Fugitive's Irregular Heartbeat Becomes Normal Wall Street Journal Blogs
Taser Shock Probably Restored Man's Heart Rhythm Medical News Today
Science News - Courier Mail
all 36 news articles »

San Jose police, Taser sued in father's death
San Francisco Chronicle,  USA - 5 hours ago
(05-27) 17:40 PDT SAN JOSE -- The daughter of a man who died after San Jose police shocked him numerous times with a Taser in a motel room has filed a $20 ...
Daughter of man who died after Taser use sues police, city San Jose Mercury News
Woman sues police in father's 2007 death San Jose Mercury News
all 26 news articles »

TASER International Wins Two Lawsuit Appeals
FOXBusiness - 6 hours ago
TASER International. In addition, the Court of Appeals for the State of Arizona dismissed the plaintiff's appeal from the order granting TASER International ...
Taser gets 2 favorable court judgments Forbes
Taser gets summary judgments in two lawsuits Bizjournals.com
all 15 news articles »  TASR

Police botch Taser case
Edmonton Sun,  Canada - 4 hours ago
Yesterday, a hearing officer was forced to quash a case against a constable accused of zapping two men - who were apparently sleeping - with a Taser on Nov. ...
Accused cop walks on technicality Edmonton Journal
all 2 news articles »

Police Taser suspect following standoff
Chicago Tribune, United States - 9 hours ago
AP ANDERSON, Ind. - Police used a Taser on a man when he refused to cooperate with officers after a 2{-hour standoff at his rural Anderson home. ...

TASER International Dismissed From Wrongful Death Lawsuit in Illinois
CNNMoney.com (press release) - 1 hour ago
TASER International. "We are gratified that the plaintiff in this lawsuit voluntarily moved the court to dismiss TASER International from this litigation," ...TASR

Police taser decision in 'two to three months'
New Zealand Herald, New Zealand - May 26, 2008
The Government is hoping police will make a decision in the next "two to three months" on whether to adopt Tasers. New Zealand First MP Ron Mark today ...

Issue Tasers Now – NZ First
Scoop.co.nz (press release), New Zealand - May 26, 2008
The delay in the decision to issue Tasers is depriving officers an effective policing tool, and is putting the safety of frontline officers at risk, ...

Court dismisses TASER from Cunningham wrongful death lawsuit ...
RTT News, NY - 54 minutes ago
TASER International. The dismissal in the Cunningham case represents the 70th wrongful death or injury lawsuit that has been dismissed or judgment entered ...TASR
Deputies Taser Memorial Day reveler

Chronicle-Telegram, OH - 6 hours ago
An early-morning partier was stunned with a Taser on Tuesday after allegedly struggling with sheriff's deputies, a report said. David T. Yascone, 22, ...

[sgtusmc]

This article describes my situation in NH.  The Masses will not even listen to the truth.I volunteer my time to help others and I am doomed by a society that is complacent with non-reality. Sgt USMC