How many men can the ARMY piss off at once?

[Jim Johnson]

FOX News

A woman has been kicked out of army training because she has silicone breast implants.

Alessija Dorfmann, 23, said: "I am devastated. It has always been my dream to be a soldier and have a great figure.

"Now my fake boobs have cost me my job."

She has appealed against the ruling by top brass in Hamburg, Germany, who said implants increased risk of injury.

[J’raxis 270145]

Maybe now she'll realize that serving the government isn't the best career path for her.

[kola]

take em' out.

they shouldn't be there anyway.

[Tom Sawyer]

What the hell is going on???

I can assure you when I was in we would have never said "You're breast are too large, you must leave." 

[Beth221]

So, to dodge a draft, if there is one in the future, all i got to do is have implants?? 

hehehe

[Russell Kanning]

how about kevlar implants ... good protection for the heart

[Russell Kanning]

What the hell is going on???

I can assure you when I was in we would have never said "You're breast are too large, you must leave." 

but then again ... you were not in charge

[Beth221]

how about kevlar implants ... good protection for the heart

ooOOOoohhhhh!!!

what a great idea!! 

i need all the protection i can get these days! 

I still want the fem-bot guns from Austin Powers, that would rock to have a true GUN RACK! 

[penguins4me]

What the hell is going on???

I can assure you when I was in we would have never said "You're breast are too large, you must leave."  ;D

So, how large were your breasts? :D

[Jim Johnson]

take em' out.

they shouldn't be there anyway.

What...?

Implants out of breasts?
Women out of ARMY?
American ARMY out of Germany?

[Jim Johnson]

 

[ancapagency]

That's odd--especially as one of the things the military was doing to attract more women was offering to cover breast implants under the military's health care system...

[srqrebel]

What the hell is going on???

I can assure you when I was in we would have never said "You're breast are too large, you must leave." 

What part of "Don't ask" don't you understand?

[kola]

take em' out.

they shouldn't be there anyway.

What...?

Implants out of breasts?
Women out of ARMY?
American ARMY out of Germany?

me no like da fake boobies. dey bad for womens health. berry bad.

kola

[Beth221]

but it be womans choice to have da fake boobies.