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Why do y'all build each others' houses?

Started by Friday, May 12, 2008, 08:41 PM NHFT

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Pat McCotter

Two blondes thought they would save money by re-siding their house themselves. After assembling all the necessary materials, the 1st blond put on a nail bag and started pounding in nails.

As the 2nd blonde brought over another piece of siding, she watched the 1st blonde take out a nail, look at it, and then throw it over her shoulder. The next nail she pounded in, after looking at it first. The 2nd blonde watched this routine for sometime, and finally asked the 1st blonde why she was throwing some of nails over her shoulder.

The 1st blonde said that when she pulled out a nail  from the bag & looked at it, if the point of the nail was facing her, the nail had to be defective!

The 2nd blonde said "Those nails are not defective.
They're for the other side of the house!

Russell Kanning


Pat McCotter