Anti-Valentine's Day

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If you're in a nice happy relationship, go the hell away. This isn't for you.

If you just went through a nasty breakup with someone who turned out to be a complete psycho, if everyone you date seems to turn out to be as desirable as a hole in your head, or if you've finally come to realize the truth, that Cupid is one sadistic motherfucker whose arrows never fly true, this is for you.

Ivy and I are co-hosting an Anti-Valentine's Day gathering this Thursday evening for all of you who have been looking for love and had it bite you in the ass. If you're single, you're invited. Having recently gone through a nasty breakup is a plus, for once. No happy couples! I told you to go the hell away. No unhappy couples either! You'll have to break up first.

BYOB and a Bruce Willis movie. Munchies will be provided, and since Ivy is making them, they're sure to be good. We'll spend at least one evening celebrating our singleness. RSVP, etc.

[Pat McCotter]

There is somebody out there for everyone. You will meet them one day. Be patient.

[Lloyd Danforth]

Somewhere in Porcland,  couples whose relationships are 'on the fence' are thinking, should we just end this thing right now so we can attend that wonderful sounding party or should we work on our relationship?

[Kat Kanning]

Sounds like curmudgeons would be allowed, Lloyd 

[Russell Kanning]

interesting
do chics and guys bring the same kinds of movies to an anti-valentines day party?

[Lloyd Danforth]

Sounds like curmudgeons would be allowed, Lloyd 

The invitation implies that only the heartbroken and single against their choice need apply

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Eh, the only requirement is that you're single. By choice or not.

[firecracker joe]

boy do i fit into this thread. what if your ex wants to get back together and you have to be nice to stay out of prison? And have trouble hating her cause you know there is good in everyone some you just have to look harder. Personally I'd rather be a happy couple with a liberty minded hippy chick than stuck with a useless boring  drunk bitch. who is only mean when shes drunk.

[porcupine kate]

The government thinks I'm single.
I hate Valentines day.
I have only celebrated it once in my life and decided not to do it again.
To me Valentines day is one long hard work day.
Sorry I'm not aloud at you party.
Kate

[Raineyrocks]

boy do i fit into this thread. what if your ex wants to get back together and you have to be nice to stay out of prison? And have trouble hating her cause you know there is good in everyone some you just have to look harder. Personally I'd rather be a happy couple with a liberty minded hippy chick than stuck with a useless boring  drunk bitch. who is only mean when shes drunk.

I'm pretty sure you would be a good candidate for Error & Ivy's party.  I can't speak for them but I think you'd be good to go!  I couldn't imagine having to be nice to someone just to stay out of prison, that sucks!

[Raineyrocks]

If you're in a nice happy relationship, go the hell away. This isn't for you.

If you just went through a nasty breakup with someone who turned out to be a complete psycho, if everyone you date seems to turn out to be as desirable as a hole in your head, or if you've finally come to realize the truth, that Cupid is one sadistic motherfucker whose arrows never fly true, this is for you.

Ivy and I are co-hosting an Anti-Valentine's Day gathering this Thursday evening for all of you who have been looking for love and had it bite you in the ass. If you're single, you're invited. Having recently gone through a nasty breakup is a plus, for once. No happy couples! I told you to go the hell away. No unhappy couples either! You'll have to break up first.

BYOB and a Bruce Willis movie. Munchies will be provided, and since Ivy is making them, they're sure to be good. We'll spend at least one evening celebrating our singleness. RSVP, etc.

I love this idea damn it, does PMS and Rick can't do anything right this week count?  I have Live Free, Die Hard movie!   I mean 

[dalebert]

Sadly, I may have to attend this. 

[Raineyrocks]

The government thinks I'm single.
I hate Valentines day.
I have only celebrated it once in my life and decided not to do it again.
To me Valentines day is one long hard work day.
Sorry I'm not aloud at you party.
Kate

I don't like Valentine's Day either, it's nothing but a consumer trap in my opinion.  I asked Rick years ago not to worry about anniversaries or any stuff like that.  I do like my birthday though, it's fun to have birthday parties!

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Um, okay.

[porcupine kate]

Thank You.