Anti-Valentine's Day

[Pat K]

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out one thousand Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

[porcupine kate]

This party is about Anti-Valentines Day.
I am not a fan of the whole holiday. 
Besides I haven't seen Live Free or Die Hard yet.

Ivy
Regarding Bill
I can't pretend I'm not with happy to be with Bill.
I can keep my mouth shut about it.
He might show up but not with me.  I'll be coming from work.
Kate

[error]

OK, well, if you hate Valentine's Day as much as I do, then it's fine by me. But you have to bring me a black rose. And not one dyed black, one which is naturally black.

[porcupine kate]

To Error.
Are you crazy!
No one in there right mind is going anywhere a florist on Thursday. 

Ivy
The plates should still be at Karl's from Thanksgiving and at Ron's from Christmas. 
I would love to get them back.
Kate

[error]

To Error.
Are you crazy!
No one in there right mind is going anywhere a florist on Thursday. 

Yes, I'm crazy, but that's not why.

[Kat Kanning]

Oh, we brought a little present from TX for you error...plus want to donate some silver.  Maybe we can drop by sometime on Thursday afternoon?  We would vamoose before the party.

[Russell Kanning]

I couldn't imagine having to be nice to someone just to stay out of prison, that sucks!

If Caleb tells Dick Cheney what he really thinks of him ... he will spend some time at KB's place.

[Russell Kanning]

Sadly, I may have to attend this. 

If you are not happy about not celebrating valentines .... then are into the spirit of it?

[Russell Kanning]

Thank You.

you're welcome... but you gotta pretend you're not with bill for the night at least!  hehe just kidding.. 

They could fight at the party and start breakin stuff.

Kat and I cannot attend .... valentines day is not unhappy for us and we celebrate any way we want ... we aren't forced by the florists, card makers, or those evil jewelers (like Kate) to buy their stuff.

[grasshopper]

   Do you want to meet a stange fat, toothless bald guy that is excitable with too much energy that wants to hear some horror stories and tell a few himself about BAD relationships?  This could be therapy!
   I have been exposed to the FLU, a really bad one, so, this might not be the time to meet new people.
   I hate being a nice guy, no fun!
   Oh well, have a great time.
   Hey, a few weeks ago, I went to Murphys after the gun show, was that you guys in the corner by the exit door on the right at the very end of the bar?

[Kat Kanning]

   Do you want to meet a stange fat, toothless bald guy that is excitable with too much energy that wants to hear some horror stories and tell a few himself about BAD relationships? 

Now you don't get an offer like that every day! 

[Raineyrocks]

I couldn't imagine having to be nice to someone just to stay out of prison, that sucks!

If Caleb tells Dick Cheney what he really thinks of him ... he will spend some time at KB's place.

Sad, but true!  If my 12 year old told Bush what she thought of him she'd be tried as an adult and probably sent to G. Bay.

[Raineyrocks]

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out one thousand Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

Damn ingenious but evil lawyer!

[kola]

J Geils Band said it best

love stinks

[grasshopper]

errrr, strange and can't spell or use the spell check?