Hey PatK!

[Pat K]

SOB! Did I ever mention I hate snow?

[Kat Kanning]

Really?  I had no idea. 

[Pat McCotter]

Pat K! Are you in NH, yet?

[Lloyd Danforth]

There was just a dusting yesterday, but, it was raw!  I entered the general store on my way home yesterday and while walking past a woman waiting in line I said, "Aren't you tired of the snow already?"

[Friday]

PatK needs one of these

[Lloyd Danforth]

Me too!  And I'd also like one of those shirts.

[Pat K]

Should I check the mail box?

I don't want her to suffocate.

Or perhaps later under the Chrisrmas tree?

[KBCraig]

PatK needs one of these

Or one of these.

[dalebert]

PatK needs one of these

Or one of these.

You mean the girl or the beer?

[Jim Johnson]

One of each please.

Pat k

[KBCraig]

You mean the girl or the beer?

One girl with seven beers.

[Kat Kanning]

Hey, how did we get off the subject of snow and onto this busty women thing?

[Lloyd Danforth]

Because the one thing guys think about when they are shoveling snow is to warm their ears in some nice cleavage!

[Tom Sawyer]

I was wondering if Mike would tip her? 

Or

How do we attract beer maidens to the Shire. 

[Kat Kanning]

We're having a regular blizzard up here...it's really coming down!