10 guys that women should run from (not my opinion or article but maybe somebody

[kola]

Rainey, I am nuts too.  

and loving every minute of it!!!

Kola

[Raineyrocks]

Fair enough.  The men described in the above post seem of pretty low quality to me as well.  In the spirit of Equal Caution and Offense, allow me to offer a cautionary list of my own.  The dating world can be fraught with people (both men and women) of dubious character.  Be warned, one and all.

(Disclaimers: The following is drawn from my own personal experience, and as such, I make no claim of universality (your mileage may vary).  I may (although I doubt it) be badly mistaken: Do Your Own Due Diligence.)

1- Miss Feminist
This woman postulates that all the ills of society are orchestrated by men, and that the best thing a man can do to improve himself is cut off his testicles and grow a pair of ovaries. She believes that women are angelic creatures who would make the world a utopia if only the male "patriarchy" would allow them to. Any woman who promotes these absurdities lives in a fantasy world and will have no problem at all treating a man in a way that she would never herself abide by. You can easily identify her by her incessant mantra, "All men think with their penises." Avoid her at all costs.

2- Miss Take
She's out for your money -- pure and simple. Miss Take is the ultimate in high maintenance. She expects a man to finance her entire life just because she is biologically female. To her, a man should pay for drinks, dinners, trips, flowers, and jewelry, while she feels absolutely no guilt or compulsion to reciprocate. She is nothing but a whitewashed prostitute. Miss Take thinks her vagina is plated with gold and is worth a million dollars. She is greed personified. Since she has no concept of someone else's feelings, her only interest is in getting what she wants. And don't be fooled -- some apparently very "nice" girls are the greediest of them all.

3- Miss Romance
This type of woman lives in a fantasy world of Lifetime Channel movies and romance novels. Every night she goes home alone to spend hours flipping through her bride magazines, imagining that, at any moment, Prince Charming will ride up on his white horse, sweep her off her feet, and offer her a problem-free existence for the rest of her life. The Miss Romances of the world have been coddled by parents and family, told they are "princesses," and have absolutely no idea that real life consists of paying bills and cleaning toilets. Miss Romance will expect to be taken care of, will be a dud in bed, and will, almost overnight, turn into a shrieking nag. Run.

4- Miss Elusive
This woman is closely allied to Miss Romance, but with a dark side. She is usually one of the "walking wounded" -- someone who has been hurt in past relationships and so subconsciously avoids or sabotages new relationships in the present. Your association with her will be one of utter frustration, as first she shows great interest in you, but very quickly runs away -- then repeats this cycle over and over again. Miss Elusive is the queen of mixed messages. She will flirt with you and date you, but you'll never get past "friend" status. What you will get is a million excuses for her unavailability, all calculated to deceive herself that she just doesn't have time for a relationship. Save yourself some heartache -- don't get involved with her.

5- Miss Angry
Like Miss Feminists, Miss Angrys really don't like men. They scorn the male gender and can rattle off all the wrongs and misdeeds of every man they've ever encountered, but without the paleo-feminist pseudo-academic sheen. To Miss Angry, there's no such thing as a nice guy -- they're all "jerks," "creeps" and "pigs." Many of them have lots of simmering anger at men, which can explode at any moment like an erupting volcano. Unless you're into lots of drama and screaming, stay away.

6- Miss Insecure
This woman seems great at the start because she's very nice, accommodating and treats men well. But her inner insecurities don't take long to surface. Pretty soon she's calling you 10 times a day, asking to see "where the relationship is going," or because she "just wants to hear your voice." She needs constant reassurance that she's attractive, and worries incessantly about her makeup, hair and the alignment of her clothes. She's clingy, needy and compulsively agonizes that you're going to leave her at any moment for "someone better." This kind of thing can get really creepy really fast.

7- Miss Bitch
Miss Bitches are the sulkers, pouters and ball-busters of the female world. They are very unpleasant people who treat their fellow humans poorly, care only about themselves, and aren't concerned at all if they hurt you or anybody else. Most Miss Bitches qualify as Miss Takes, too. Miss Bitches are usually good-looking and well dressed, and you can easily identify them by the scowls on their faces as they imperiously strut through the world.

8- Miss Me
A close relative of Miss Bitch, Miss Me is entirely focused on herself. Miss Me needs to be the constant center of attention no matter what she does or where she goes. She is a selfish, self-indulgent, self-serving narcissist who was raised as "daddy's little girl," and expects the same from you. Unless you enjoy the company of spoiled brats, stay far, far away.

9- Miss Desperate
Whether it's her baby clock ticking or she's the last of her girlfriends to trap a man, Miss Desperate wants to get married -- now. She doesn't care who the guy is or what he does -- as long as he's got a penis she can drag him to the altar. Watch out for this one!

10- Miss Turncoat
She's a conniving little piece of work who's an expert at conning men. Miss Turncoat will tell you exactly what you want to hear until you're hooked deep into the relationship (or married) and then the truth comes out. Overnight, your sweet little girl turns into a demanding, greedy, mercenary harpy who will browbeat you into submission if she doesn't get her way.

11- Miss Tease
Usually, you can spot Miss Teases a mile away because she flirts with anything in pants and flaunt her sexuality at every opportunity. Sometimes she sponges off older men; sometimes she's a ball-buster who enjoys getting men sexually excited and then walking away; and sometimes she just basks in her sexual power by attracting men like bees to honey. No matter how she operates, you can't trust her because she craves male attention and if somebody better comes along, she'll dump you in a heartbeat.

12- Miss Controlling
She is a subtly nasty one who will wind up directing every phase of your life. She will tell you what to wear, where to go, who to talk to, what friends you can have, what you can eat -- everything. And if you try to stand up for yourself, she will cut off sex, cry, scream, pout, or use any other deceptive female tactic until you give in and succumb to her demands.

I love it!  I'm going ask, no wait a minute, I'm going to tell Rick to read this and see which one he picks out for me.  I swear I'll do it and post his observances! 

[Raineyrocks]

that was good macolm. i think you covered it. 

i am shallow and still in search of a very old lady with lots of bucks.

now thats LOVE.

Kola

  Rick had an opportunity like that when he was younger, the rich lady was older than his mom and he just couldn't do it.  I told him he was crazy!

[Raineyrocks]

Rainey, I am nuts too.   

and loving every minute of it!!!

Kola

I know I've been watching you!

My 12 year old was saying she wanted to live in a teepee, (sp?), and I told her about you she thinks your wicked cool and wants to meet you and see your teepee.  I told her you were out of state.

[kola]

yeah he was crazy...he would be like a reverse anna nicole smith.

she would have kicked the bucket, he'd get the money and he could still have married you.

umm,,is she still around?  

Kola  

[kola]

Rainey, I am nuts too.   

and loving every minute of it!!!

Kola

I know I've been watching you!

My 12 year old was saying she wanted to live in a teepee, (sp?), and I told her about you she thinks your wicked cool and wants to meet you and see your teepee.  I told her you were out of state.

Look around your areas as often some campgrounds have tipis to rent for a weekend campout. Here in Colorado I have helped 3 campgrounds set some up. Or maybe look online and buy a small one for kids, like 10 feet in diameter and set it up in the backyard. Maybe dress her up as a young squaw...and teach her some NA history.

My tipi is 22 ft in diameter which is considered huge,. The average tipi is 12-18 ft. The neatest thing is having the fire inside and sleeping by it.

Kola 

[Raineyrocks]

yeah he was crazy...he would be like a reverse anna nicole smith.

she would have kicked the bucket, he'd get the money and he could still have married you.

umm,,is she still around? 

Kola 

I have no idea this was a long time ago!

[Raineyrocks]

Rainey, I am nuts too.   

and loving every minute of it!!!

Kola

I know I've been watching you!

My 12 year old was saying she wanted to live in a teepee, (sp?), and I told her about you she thinks your wicked cool and wants to meet you and see your teepee.  I told her you were out of state.

Look around your areas as often some campgrounds have tipis to rent for a weekend campout. Here in Colorado I have helped 3 campgrounds set some up. Or maybe look online and buy a small one for kids, like 10 feet in diameter and set it up in the backyard. Maybe dress her up as a young squaw...and teach her some NA history.

My tipi is 22 ft in diameter which is considered huge,. The average tipi is 12-18 ft. The neatest thing is having the fire inside and sleeping by it.

Kola 

That's a good idea but I think she wants to live in one not just see one but I'll check it out anyways, thanks!

[error]

Thanks! Women, more trouble than they're worth. I don't think I've ever even met one who isn't in one of those categories. Now I'm certain I'm going to move up north of the notches and not see another woman as long as I live.

Oh goody!  You'll live closer to me then!

Oh snap!

[Raineyrocks]

I can't imagine anyone running from Rainey!

Wow, I was looking at my profile and I noticed somebody has me on ignore.  It hurt my feelings but maybe I can be annoying, like the way I change subjects and stuff.

So I guess somebody is running from me? 

I remember when I first started learning what to do on this forum, I looked on my profile,(when I found out how), and saw that I had Jane on ignore and I would never do that to her but somehow it happened.

I don't know Scott sometimes I feel like I don't make a positive contribution because I really, really, don't understand politics and a lot of legislative language that people talk about.   Our Grafton meetings vanished, I've been to 2 demonstrations, wrote letters to the editors that have never been published.  I'm not feeling sorry for myself I'm just really questioning how I'm helping anyone to change anything for the better.  Any ideas?

I hope your not sorry you made your initial post now that I'm asking you all of these questions!

[David]

I was getting dinner one night at work
and the lady at the register said

Pat your not going with any one now are you?

I said no.

She said well i know a lot of single women,
what kind of ladys do you like?

I said rich and terminal.

She spit coffee about 2 feet.

  For some reason that was really funny.

[grasshopper]

   You forgot the Social Hero, the one that knows all of everybodys problems and has no problem telling you yours, it usually starts out like; "You know what your problem is"?...  and continues on until you are about to hang yourself or throw her out a window............ (kidding about the window)

[David]

The closest to a tipi would be a tent.  When I was about 10,11, I slept in a dome tent for a month in the summer.  Not bad.  The rainstorm was rough, but I had ben smart enough to put the dome tent on a hill, and the rain only flooded the bottom half of the tent.  My sleeping bag was dry.   
I still dream of doing it again. 

[Russell Kanning]

do you single guys realize that potential dates read threads like this ... and get to see how bitter you are against most women? I hear that can be a real turnoff. But what do I know.

[J’raxis 270145]

People are looking for dates on this forum?