12 year old magnetic kid

[Pat K]

I had to attach a small chain to my tool cart
to drag on the floor at work, other wise you
could see a spark jump 2 inches off my finger,
when I went to push the elevator button.

[Pat K]

My roommates think God is striking me down, but just a little bit at a time to torture me.

Well he has to do it that way.
God has been trying to hit me
with a lightning bolt for years.
He always misses.

Cause he throws like a girl.

[KBCraig]

My sister can't wear an electric wristwatch. She's tried everything from cheap to (very!) expensive, and they all die within a week if they're on her wrist.

No problem with computers, though. Thank goodness, since she spends all day at one.

[KBCraig]

I had to attach a small chain to my tool cart
to drag on the floor at work, other wise you
could see a spark jump 2 inches off my finger,
when I went to push the elevator button.

Pat K, the human violet wand.

[Raineyrocks]

I had to attach a small chain to my tool cart
to drag on the floor at work, other wise you
could see a spark jump 2 inches off my finger,
when I went to push the elevator button.

Whew, and I thought I had problems!