Shire Player Cards

[Tom Sawyer]

It's the mother of all conspiracies...
I usually don't go in for conspiracy theories, but the extent of the cover up is mind boggling!

[Jim Johnson]

How powerful would a family have to be to keep every reference of themselves off the Internet?

The only real world evidence is a late 1800's photo of perhaps a Hapsburg style Prince.

These Schnergenbergers make the other seven lost tribes of Israel look like idiots.

How much do they control?   

[Kat Kanning]

Guys, please, please stop talking about THEM.  You're scaring me!

[dalebert]

We could try putting something about them to see what happens. 

[Jim Johnson]

Guys, please, please stop talking about THEM.  You're scaring me!

If they follow their usual pattern, all Schnergenberger mentions will be deleted after a view days.
I'm worried about the picture of Wilhelm Schnergenberger... this is the first time an actual picture has ever been shown...
they will be looking for that picture.

[Tom Sawyer]

Someone has to be brave enough to stand up and tell others the truth...

Fargin' Schnergenbergers!

[Kat Kanning]

Well, you guys are braver than I!

[dalebert]

South Park should do an episode about them.

[Lloyd Danforth]

I hate it when I'm on the outside of an inside joke

[Kat Kanning]

Lloyd, the Schner. are no joke 

[Jim Johnson]

I hate it when I'm on the outside of an inside joke

This is exactly the type of thing I get from every genealogist when ever I mention the Schnergenbergers!

I would think that a guy like you could dig up some link... there has to be something.

Do they control the whole world!?

[Lloyd Danforth]

  You spelled Genealogist correctly, but, failed to capitalize it

[KBCraig]

You spelled Genealogist correctly, but, failed to capitalize it

The Schnergenbergers are big on such formalities.

Uh-oh.... does this mean that Lloyd.... ?

[dalebert]

I love this game. It'll be like the NH Underground version of Snipe-hunting. It could be an event at Burning Porcupine.

"You can't be a part of the Underground until you catch a Schnergenberger!" Then we say "They sound like this." and we make some bizarre sound that sounds a bit like twin elephants conjoined at the trunk. ** Ka-schnorkle **

Then we all go hide in the bushes and try to keep our snickering down to a low roar while they hunt all night.

[Eli]

So what goes on a Schnergen Burger?  Raw onions? An Egg?