Shire Player Cards

[Kat Kanning]

Sure, people will call us high, crazy, whatever...but we know the TRUTH about the Schnergenbergers.  The doubters will be sorry one day they didn't take the proper precautions to protect themselves from the grave danger.

[Lloyd Danforth]

I find it painful just to  utter the word:  'Schnergenberger'

I mean that it really hurts to make my mouth do that!

[Tom Sawyer]

I want what you all are smoking.

I only got a little and I gotta make it last. 

[Jim Johnson]

Attached is a rare/banned recording where you can hear JJ's greatgrandfather (?) address a large german audience!
Schnergenberger!

OMG 

If you play it backwards it says I am a Schnergenberger!

Well... it doesn't say that I'm a Schnergenberger... the guy on the recording is saying I am a Schnergenberger... but not... crap...

[JJ]

I knew it would not be long until I was found out.  I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids and that dog of theirs!

[Kat Kanning]

Eep!

[Jim Johnson]

I find it painful just to  utter the word:  'Schnergenberger'

I mean that it really hurts to make my mouth do that!

I think your on to something there Lloyd... they purposely picked that name to hinder the discovery of their nefarious plans.   

I find it helps if I say 'fargen Schnergenberger' instead of just 'Schnergenberger'.

[Jim Johnson]

Eep!

Quick Kat... he's afraid of the kids and their dog!

[TackleTheWorld]

OK OK  Either go across the street and borrow the wienerdog, or pop in the Scooby Doo DVD.

[dalebert]

Jim, you are having way too much fun with this Schnergenberger stuph.

[Pat K]

OK OK  Either go across the street and borrow the wienerdog, or pop in the Scooby Doo DVD.

wienerdog to the rescue.

[Jim Johnson]

Jim, you are having way too much fun with this Schnergenberger stuph.

First they ignore you and then they make fun of you... how much are they paying you dalebert?  If that is your real name.   

The Schnergenberger threat is real... graft, corruption, bribes... how come they never try to bribe me... I'd never accept a bribe... but it would nice to think I was important enough to... hey frick you ya fargan Schnergenbergers.

[Kat Kanning]

Shhh Jim, not so loud!  THEY'll hear!

[SethCohn]

Back to the original idea: I'd love to see a set of Shire Playing Cards...

Enough with this "Schnergenberger" nonsense... there's nothing to it, it's a waste of everyone's time. Move on.

[Becky Thatcher]

OMG, they've gotten to Seth!!