New Hampshire Area Inhabitant Nicknames

[David]

We give the government a lickin'?

Why the hell would anyone want to lick the gov't.  Isn't that supposed to be a good thing for the one on the receiving end? 
   

[Lloyd Danforth]

Somebody has to explain the facts of life to David.

[David]

Somebody has to explain the facts of life to David.

yes, please do.  Because methinks your idea of Keenilinus is different than my idea of keenilingus. 

[Vitruvian]

Practitioners of the Tao of Jeet Keene Do

[Puke]

what do you call folks who live in Hooksett?  Hookers?   

That would be cool if I lived in Hooksett. I'm already a Hooker.

Hooker is the nickname for Chinook helicopter crew-members. Chinooks have three large cargo hooks on them, hence, "hookers".

[Beth221]

what do you call folks who live in Hooksett?  Hookers?   

That would be cool if I lived in Hooksett. I'm already a Hooker.

Hooker is the nickname for Chinook helicopter crew-members. Chinooks have three large cargo hooks on them, hence, "hookers".

Hahha, Dan says if you live in Hooksett, you are a Hore, I didnt think it had a good ring to it has Hookers.

Puke, you are the first government trained Hooker I have ever met! 

[ancapagency]

what do you call folks who live in Hooksett?  Hookers?   

That would be cool if I lived in Hooksett. I'm already a Hooker.

Hooker is the nickname for Chinook helicopter crew-members. Chinooks have three large cargo hooks on them, hence, "hookers".

When I was in, we always called 'em "Shithooks"

[Lloyd Danforth]

My city of birth was founded by Hookers

[Dan]

what do you call folks who live in Hooksett?  Hookers?   

That would be cool if I lived in Hooksett. I'm already a Hooker.

Hooker is the nickname for Chinook helicopter crew-members. Chinooks have three large cargo hooks on them, hence, "hookers".

Hahha, Dan says if you live in Hooksett, you are a Hore, I didnt think it had a good ring to it has Hookers.

Puke, you are the first government trained Hooker I have ever met! 

"On my show, we spell 'whore' with a 'w'."
  -Jerry Springer

[Dan]

Puke, you are the first government trained Hooker I have ever met!

I believe the Army imported hookers from the mainland to Hawaii during WWII.  That at least makes them G.I. hookers.

[Beth221]

Dan, incase you didnt notice Hooksett is spelled with a H, therefor, residence of hooksett, aka "hores" shall be spelled with a H. 

I still like Hookers better!  (lol)

[ancapagency]

I am well and truly toasted on a Thursday afternoon.  Ain't freedom great?!  (for those who didn't quite catch that, I am mildly drunk.  Doesn't happen often, but it is such a nice day I thought I'd take advantage.  Damn keyboard won't hold still.  Nevertheless...)

Pardon my historical (but only hysterical in the moderate and modern sense... not the classical sense, in which only women could be hysterical...and not, I guess, that it's all that funny...damn, it's hard to focus and spell properly...but I digress...) tangent...

Anyone know where the term "hooker" originated? (Damn. It's taking me about three keystrokes before I hit the one I want...)  General Joe Hooker during the Lincoln's War (aka "the War of Northern Aggression," aka "the War of Northern Aggression.").  The "camp Followers" picked up the name from him.  Originally "Hooker's Women" and later just "Hooker's" and then absent the apostrophe...

Damn it's a nice day to drink. Probably not all that great an idea to drink and post, but what the hell...   

[Lloyd Danforth]

Your post is clearer than some posted by sober people

[ancapagency]

Damn, did I write that twice?...

[Puke]

When I was in, we always called 'em "Shithooks"

Yep, I've heard that one plenty. School bus is popular as well.