King or Queen of the Doofuses

[dalebert]

Hey, where's that picture of Caleb in his clown costume? His overalls and pitchfork?

[Tom Sawyer]

Per Dalebert's request...
The nomination of Caeb, such a Doofus he let Llllllllloyd steal his l. 

[Lloyd Danforth]

I think the president is judging, so you don't have to worry who to vote for, just be dumb for the pres!

OK, I'll just be myself

[David]

By the way, has the Royal Doofuse been decided on?  If so I missed it. 

[Tom Sawyer]

By the way, has the Royal Doofuse been decided on?  If so I missed it. 

No the title has not been awarded...

Are you placing yourself in the running? You have a long way to go to outdue my doofiness. 

[Lloyd Danforth]

Whoa!  Thats like a Doofus 'Slap in the Face'!  I wouldn't take that crap from him David

[Tom Sawyer]

By the way, has the Royal Doofuse been decided on?  If so I missed it. 

No the title has not been awarded...

Are you placing yourself in the running? You have a long way to go to outdue my doofiness. 

See I'm such a doofus I can't even use the right form of due do.

Now Mr. Danforth here has more years that might make him a bigger doofus than me...
Wait, now Facilitator is a "bigger" doofus than me, Llllllloyd is probably a more experienced doofus. 

[Kat Kanning]

Wait, now Facilitator is a "bigger" doofus than me

A "freakishly large" doofus?

[Tom Sawyer]

Wait, now Facilitator is a "bigger" doofus than me

A "freakishly large" doofus?

Yeah, I think his mom was exposed to gamma rays ala Godzilla. 

[dalebert]

Yeah, I think his mom was exposed to gamma rays ala Godzilla. 

Jim, I think Roger just called your mom fat. 

[Jim Johnson]

Yeah, I think his mom was exposed to gamma rays ala Godzilla. 

Jim, I think Roger just called your mom fat. 

It's true...
Women look fat when they are pregnant.
It was the 1950's... and there was a lot of weird nuclear things going on... giant tarantulas... creatures in black lagoons... Godzilla and 50ft Women.  I believe that my mother and father were exposed to an irradiated street mime on the day of my conseption.  Of course my only proof of this is a faded picture of Maurice Chevalier.

[Tom Sawyer]

 

Dalebert's trying to get me beat up...

I just know one day Jungle Jim will snap and beat the crap out of me. 

[Jim Johnson]

Dalebert's trying to get me beat up...

I just know one day Jungle Jim will snap and beat the crap out of me. 

It's a thing you do for your friends because you don't want your friends to be full of crap.

Dalebert prowlly just thinks you need an adjustment.   

[Russell Kanning]

I heard that Ian has some really lame ideas for civil disobedience. I nominate him.

[Tom Sawyer]

Ian has been officially nominated for King of the Doofuses...

Trying to get the President arrested moves him to the front of the pack.