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Author Topic: The details of my life are quite inconsequential....  (Read 2731 times)

JJ

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The details of my life are quite inconsequential....
« on: May 18, 2008, 03:30 PM NHFT »

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it.
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Vitruvian

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Re: The details of my life are quite inconsequential....
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2008, 03:39 PM NHFT »

But, Scott, who's going to take over the world when I die?
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Tom Sawyer

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Re: The details of my life are quite inconsequential....
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2008, 07:34 PM NHFT »

 ;D

That's a damn funny monologue...

"I didn't spend 8 years in evil medical school to be called mister".
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Tom Sawyer

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Re: The details of my life are quite inconsequential....
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2008, 07:46 PM NHFT »

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Pat K

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Re: The details of my life are quite inconsequential....
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2008, 09:39 PM NHFT »

 ;D 8)
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Jim Johnson

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Re: The details of my life are quite inconsequential....
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2008, 10:54 PM NHFT »

Is Russell really trying to free the world or does he just want people to notice his pinky ring?   :)
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Russell Kanning

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Re: The details of my life are quite inconsequential....
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2008, 04:43 AM NHFT »


that chest is disturbing .... a little too much Deter
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Re: The details of my life are quite inconsequential....
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2008, 08:43 AM NHFT »

Is Russell really trying to free the world or does he just want people to notice his pinky ring?   :)

I think you're supposed to kiss his pinky ring.  :-*
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