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Author Topic: Zombies on Elm Street  (Read 1919 times)

Kat Kanning

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Zombies on Elm Street
« on: May 24, 2008, 07:20 PM NHFT »

Dale called in on Porc 411 to say there are a huge cluster of zombies on Elm Street in Manchester and he wanted to remind everyone that it takes a head shot to kill them.
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Re: Zombies on Elm Street
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2008, 07:27 PM NHFT »

Holy shit! Get the shotgun!


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Re: Zombies on Elm Street
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2008, 07:40 PM NHFT »

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Kat Kanning

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Re: Zombies on Elm Street
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2008, 07:44 PM NHFT »

I thought flamethrowers were more effective against zombies.  I mean, don't they keep going when they have holes in them?
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Re: Zombies on Elm Street
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2008, 07:59 PM NHFT »

Man we gotta start getting Dale some dates.

He is losing it.
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Re: Zombies on Elm Street
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2008, 10:08 PM NHFT »

Come on! Someone else must have seen them. Back me up here!
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Re: Zombies on Elm Street
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2008, 10:15 PM NHFT »

Zombies?
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Re: Zombies on Elm Street
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2008, 01:18 AM NHFT »

What if the zombpocalypse and the robot insurrection happen on the same day?  What if the zombpocalypse is a part of the robots brilliant strategery to destroy the human race? 
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Re: Zombies on Elm Street
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2008, 02:03 AM NHFT »

I had a Zombie once.
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Re: Zombies on Elm Street
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2008, 02:07 AM NHFT »

I had a Zombie once.

and you called her Dear? 
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Re: Zombies on Elm Street
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2008, 06:33 AM NHFT »

Sure it wasn’t just tourists coming out of the Verizon Arena?
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Re: Zombies on Elm Street
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2008, 09:23 AM NHFT »

Sure it wasn’t just tourists coming out of the Verizon Arena?

Good point, but they were North of the arena going South, so no. Definitely zombies.
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Kat Kanning

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Re: Zombies on Elm Street
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2008, 09:49 AM NHFT »

Was it by the federal building?  Maybe they were just feds.
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Re: Zombies on Elm Street
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2008, 11:52 AM NHFT »

The younger the rum the more fruit juice you put in it.
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Re: Zombies on Elm Street
« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2008, 10:01 PM NHFT »

I heard that zombies will be marching en masse in Salem, Mass on Nov. 2.  The meetup point is near Colins Cove.  Tell your undead friends. BYOB (Bring Your Own Brains)   :pitchforked:
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